We have the Presidential imprimatur to 'grab her by the pussy' so the Rockhouse looked on Google, because we love you. Actually I was curious to what mutations would come my way if I entered nothing more than 'hot babes' as a Google search.
Here are the first three pics which popped up. Feel free to throw as many pop puns as you like but, puh-leeze, don't throw them here. This is a family show, fer chrissakes.
Contestant No. 1
She's got great tits but she looks like she's on heroin and is about to pass out.
Contestant No. 2
She offers us a the obligatory gigantic boobs but she gives up that much desired top boob shot and she gives us a partial duck face.
Contestant No. 3
There's just something about a good burger with this lass.
I tell you what, lads. I'm going with Contestant No. 3 since No. 1 and No. 2 look like they're one step away from a coma but No. 3 looks feisty, like she gets the joke no-one else gets.
For her we have the Rockhouse imprimatur for grabbing nothing whatsoever but asking her if she might enjoy a burger with you could pass. It's weak but at least you're trying, mate.
Here are the first three pics which popped up. Feel free to throw as many pop puns as you like but, puh-leeze, don't throw them here. This is a family show, fer chrissakes.
Contestant No. 1
She's got great tits but she looks like she's on heroin and is about to pass out.
Contestant No. 2
She offers us a the obligatory gigantic boobs but she gives up that much desired top boob shot and she gives us a partial duck face.
Contestant No. 3
There's just something about a good burger with this lass.
I tell you what, lads. I'm going with Contestant No. 3 since No. 1 and No. 2 look like they're one step away from a coma but No. 3 looks feisty, like she gets the joke no-one else gets.
For her we have the Rockhouse imprimatur for grabbing nothing whatsoever but asking her if she might enjoy a burger with you could pass. It's weak but at least you're trying, mate.
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