Saturday, May 6, 2017

Cinco de Mayo ... oder ... Sechste in Samstag

That's right, lad, go with the Sechste and, believe you me, that was the best pick.

The Sechste celebrates indifference since so what if Marine Le Pen wins in France since that will destroy the EU and reduce Europe to an array of feudal states which constantly war with each other as they did through much of their history.  It'll be fuckin' medieval ... and the best television you ever saw in your life.


She wins; she loses; I don't give a fuck although it would be kind of cooler if she wins since there would be such chaos from it and there would finally be something interesting on TV besides the endless yak yak saps.  Economies would be blowing up all over the place.  I'm tellin' you, mates, this could be really hilarious.

All of them would turn that around on France but that's ok since France was one of the players in the Hundred Years War.  They fuckin' love that shit so, sure, I'll watch on television.  None of it's real anyway, right?


America is selling F-35 fighters the same way Apple sells iPhones since now they're also being made in Italy.  (RT: Italy unveils 1st domestically-built F-35B vertical landing jet (PHOTOS))


Lockheed Martin F-35B Cameri. © Aeronautica Militare / Lockheed Martin

Uh oh, those aren't US colors.


Note:  I positively ga-ron-tee Yevette will go through the roof over that one.  WTF DO YOU MEAN THEY BUILD THEM OVERSEAS?  She spent a large portion of her life helping build fighter aircraft at Lockheed Martin before she realized how they were betraying the things they say they defend.

The F-35 move was some clever marketing since now the Pentagon doesn't have to build anything and can kick back to collect the license fees while they're smoking cigars and fucking their secretaries.  It's good to be a general.

But we don't give a fuck about that either since what's the point of being a general if you can't smoke cigars and fuck your secretary.


So now we pop back to the top but with such grandiloquent indifference since we really don't care what happens but seeing it happen when each country has independent squads of F-35s has got to make it more entertaining to watch.  France makes its own fighters so let's find out if they're any good in a fistfight with F-35s.


Heute ist Sechste ... and we don't give a fuck.



That was in the Sixties but we need him now ... or we would if we were not hysterically indifferent.

Ed:  samaritraphobia?

It seems so, doctor.  What should I do?

Ed:  listen to your music.  You will hate it but you will make more.  You obviously don't have anything better to do.

Sure, doctor, that made sense.

Ed:  it wasn't supposed to make sense.  See my nurse for an invoice on the way out because, guess what, I don't give a fuck.

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