It may be time for the Right Honourable Reverend Alan Fraser to resurrect the Ministry of the Internet but in a different blog and do it straight up.
Ed: why?
There are big bucks in online preaching, Brother Jethro.
Just pay the preacher
You'll never get to Heaven if you don't
Just ask the preacher
You'll never earn a living if you won't
Dig deep into your love
and send it all to me
I'll bring you to Salvation
but that won't come for free
Oh, God ... I start humming the divine melody as I go. I'm inspired by our dear Lord.
There's a problem since whether you're a priest, a preacher, or a propheteer, you are still bound by law to pay personal income tax. Half of any tax gold goes to kill people and that's not acceptable.
Therefore, the answer is to do it the Wall Street way and find how to beat it. The Clinton way also looks effective and that involves tax sheltering by registering a corporation in, I believe, Maryland.
Ed: you're still taxed if you pull it out
Skip to another country and don't come back. Scotland is an obvious choice since I'll have a right to work there by birth but I also carry an EU passport so if Scotland goes independent then I'll get a third passport to carry about along with EU and US passports.
Ed: so James Bond
Not really as I just need whatever papers for the local custom.
Ed: the flags don't mean anything?
The Saltire makes me weep. Honest.
Ed: Scotland's flag is based on Doc since the other name for the flag is Saint Andrew's Cross
Ain't that a cracker. I'm sure you know he's the brother of Saint Peter.
Right. Me either.
Get this, here's another cracker since America doesn't celebrate anyone's name day but that's all over Europe in which your name day is the day for the saint after whom you were named. Therefore, he's got a right to celebrate All Saints Day on my birthday plus his name day on whichever one for Saint Andrew.
Ed: I needed to know that
Of course
I'm getting kind of cheesed off about Ithaka. When they don't read the science, it's embarrassing since that means the big reads for science have been coming from overseas. That's not Anthropology I'm interested in seeing when this team isn't even playing.
Ed: you'll wimp on bowling for dollars with neo Ministry of the Internet. You're not even trolling for dollars here so it's prob'ly bullshit.
Ah well, it's a marginal stoner fantasy if nothing else. What you would say if I told you it's a morality problem with trolling for dollars?
Ed: I'd say it's bullshit
And, like I say saying, it's a morality problem with trolling for dollars.
Ed: and you really are a preacher?
Ordained and everything
Ed: and you really don't take money?
Nope
Ed: something doesn't add up here
Faith does not require a calculator, my son.
Ed: holy fuck, you've got it bad!
Or I've got it good (smiles beatifically).
Ed: you're fucking crazy!
It's one of the many blessings from our dear Lord, young novitiate.
Ed: why?
There are big bucks in online preaching, Brother Jethro.
Just pay the preacher
You'll never get to Heaven if you don't
Just ask the preacher
You'll never earn a living if you won't
Dig deep into your love
and send it all to me
I'll bring you to Salvation
but that won't come for free
Oh, God ... I start humming the divine melody as I go. I'm inspired by our dear Lord.
There's a problem since whether you're a priest, a preacher, or a propheteer, you are still bound by law to pay personal income tax. Half of any tax gold goes to kill people and that's not acceptable.
Therefore, the answer is to do it the Wall Street way and find how to beat it. The Clinton way also looks effective and that involves tax sheltering by registering a corporation in, I believe, Maryland.
Ed: you're still taxed if you pull it out
Skip to another country and don't come back. Scotland is an obvious choice since I'll have a right to work there by birth but I also carry an EU passport so if Scotland goes independent then I'll get a third passport to carry about along with EU and US passports.
Ed: so James Bond
Not really as I just need whatever papers for the local custom.
Ed: the flags don't mean anything?
The Saltire makes me weep. Honest.
Ed: Scotland's flag is based on Doc since the other name for the flag is Saint Andrew's Cross
Ain't that a cracker. I'm sure you know he's the brother of Saint Peter.
Right. Me either.
Get this, here's another cracker since America doesn't celebrate anyone's name day but that's all over Europe in which your name day is the day for the saint after whom you were named. Therefore, he's got a right to celebrate All Saints Day on my birthday plus his name day on whichever one for Saint Andrew.
Ed: I needed to know that
Of course
I'm getting kind of cheesed off about Ithaka. When they don't read the science, it's embarrassing since that means the big reads for science have been coming from overseas. That's not Anthropology I'm interested in seeing when this team isn't even playing.
Ed: you'll wimp on bowling for dollars with neo Ministry of the Internet. You're not even trolling for dollars here so it's prob'ly bullshit.
Ah well, it's a marginal stoner fantasy if nothing else. What you would say if I told you it's a morality problem with trolling for dollars?
Ed: I'd say it's bullshit
And, like I say saying, it's a morality problem with trolling for dollars.
Ed: and you really are a preacher?
Ordained and everything
Ed: and you really don't take money?
Nope
Ed: something doesn't add up here
Faith does not require a calculator, my son.
Ed: holy fuck, you've got it bad!
Or I've got it good (smiles beatifically).
Ed: you're fucking crazy!
It's one of the many blessings from our dear Lord, young novitiate.
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Why is right to work important
It's not but it gains significance when there's no right to money and the thousand points of light don't exist
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