Sunday, May 21, 2017

1470 Arrested for Pedophilia in Queensland, Australia

All of the heinous pedophiles arrested in that sweep were sixteen-years-old or less and we're just damn glad, here at the Rockhouse that such sexually predacious terrorists are now within the purview of the law.  (ABC:  Sexting main offence for Queensland children caught with child exploitation material)


A new Queensland Sentencing Advisory Council (QSAC) study revealed 3,035 people were dealt with between 2006 and 2016 for such offences, including possessing child pornography, distributing the material or making the content.

Of those, 1,470 were aged between 10 and 16 and their offences mostly related to underage sexting — filming or distributing explicit material of people under 17.

- ABC


Eventually it had to happen that somewhere else implemented law of this nature which is as draconian as that which is used by the neoPuritans in America.


You know the NeoPures and they have made themselves famous and loathed across America by frequently saying, "That's not very Christian of you."

At first they were called born-again Christians and they were just annoying by saying all the time as if it made any difference, "God be with you."

Whoa, who knew you had such power.  That's fucking impressive.

Regrettably, the born again Christians further devolved and transmogrified into raging assholes such as Ted Cruz.  At one time, Christianity was a little white church in the woods in Tennessee and everyone did fine but the born again Christians weaponized it and thank God for that, huh.


Something the NeoPures just can't stand is the idea the children fuck like li'l monkeys and they can't admit it even after every abstinence program they ever tried has failed.  Now, through God's blessing of an iPhone, attentive parents can discover when the mutant perverts they're raising are trying to engage in sex of any kind whatsoever.

Thankfully for us all, the NeoPures of Queensland have prosecuted almost fifteen hundred of these terrorists and we will be watching them even more closely than before just to ensure we have absolutely terrorized them and they have no chance whatsoever of an unaffected sex life without the thought some asshole is watching.


And some asshole is watching.



Thanks to Pink for this contribution as he usually sends such classy stuff; this just wasn't one of those times.

Since you already failed, Boobie Buddy, try to force your eyes back to hers and let's hear the estimate of age.  How does a kid so young come to be possessed of juggaloes which would impress Marilyn Monroe.

The Rockhouse calls Photoshop on this one.  Ha.

Ed:  which makes us all pedos

That is correct, Citizen.  Stay where you are and the Queensland Police will be there shortly.


Ted Cruz:  how dare you make light of pedophilia!

Erm, take a look and you'll see that wasn't me but Queensland making a joke out of it.

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