There isn't an overt tragedy in Oregano potato chips such as being born into the Kardashian family and being stuck with those people for life having to pretend what they do is interesting. Oregano potato chips are inherently interesting because of their oregano goodness. However, there is a fundamental imbalance in the world: Kardashians are all over the damn place whereas Oregano potato chips are only in Greece.
One immediate solution is to trade the Kardashians for the chips but there's a problem with that: I like Greece and sending any Kardashian there would be tough to explain.
But I really want those chips because, as any discerning consumer of potato chips already knows, Oregano potato chips are the best potato chips in the world.
They're the best but good luck finding them.
Mostly Yank chips offer different levels of heat but that's the easiest taste to get. If you want a hot chip, slap a jalapeno on there. Your chip will get just as hot as you want.
If you really want a hot chip then put a ghost pepper on it but be sure to get video as the idiots trying that look so ridiculous on YouTube.
Feed a ghost pepper to a tough guy and turn him into a TeleTubby in sixty seconds or less. This is a pepper so hot they measure its heat in roentgens.
But we don't care about ghost peppers. We want Oregano potato chips. Where are they.
One immediate solution is to trade the Kardashians for the chips but there's a problem with that: I like Greece and sending any Kardashian there would be tough to explain.
But I really want those chips because, as any discerning consumer of potato chips already knows, Oregano potato chips are the best potato chips in the world.
Mostly Yank chips offer different levels of heat but that's the easiest taste to get. If you want a hot chip, slap a jalapeno on there. Your chip will get just as hot as you want.
If you really want a hot chip then put a ghost pepper on it but be sure to get video as the idiots trying that look so ridiculous on YouTube.
Feed a ghost pepper to a tough guy and turn him into a TeleTubby in sixty seconds or less. This is a pepper so hot they measure its heat in roentgens.
But we don't care about ghost peppers. We want Oregano potato chips. Where are they.
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