Dear Prudence,
My name is Danny Rebello and I worked very hard to set up a Straight Pride Rally in Seattle, putting all of my heterosexual energy into it. I thought it would be a good opportunity to meet chicks plus show faggits they are crawling instruments of the devil.
The trouble is no-one showed.
(PinkNews: Man organises ‘straight pride’ parade, blames gays when no-one turns up)
Prudence, my campaign would have worked and I would have met some chicks but gay people screwed it up for me.
What can I do?
Signed - Danny, the Sleepless Virgin in Seattle
Danny, in your case, we will have to give advice we have never given to anyone else: join the Foreign Legion. Maybe you can get something going with a camel. Good luck.
Here's another Danny Rebello in Massachusetts and he doesn't seem to have much luck with girls either.
My name is Danny Rebello and I worked very hard to set up a Straight Pride Rally in Seattle, putting all of my heterosexual energy into it. I thought it would be a good opportunity to meet chicks plus show faggits they are crawling instruments of the devil.
The trouble is no-one showed.
(PinkNews: Man organises ‘straight pride’ parade, blames gays when no-one turns up)
Prudence, my campaign would have worked and I would have met some chicks but gay people screwed it up for me.
What can I do?
Signed - Danny, the Sleepless Virgin in Seattle
Danny, in your case, we will have to give advice we have never given to anyone else: join the Foreign Legion. Maybe you can get something going with a camel. Good luck.
Here's another Danny Rebello in Massachusetts and he doesn't seem to have much luck with girls either.
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