One Texan who thinks about sodomy a lot is Dr Steven Hotze. We guess he thinks about sodomy because he sucks as an endocrinologist. (QuackWatch: Endocrinologists Blast CBS Promotion of Dr. Steven Hotze)
We're not sure how a failed career in medicine led Mr Hotze to his enthusiasm for sodomy but he is one of a number of men who gather regularly to talk about it. (Observer: New Coalition Pledges To Fight Gay Marriage)
Why it's only men who are concerned about this matter is unknown but we do have a little Army tip. It would be best if you do your showering in some other barracks than the one which holds these guys.
It's from Hotze, this esteemed (cough) academician, we learned kindergartens will soon force children to practice sodomy:
“It will be mandated to be taught to the children in the schools, at an early age, starting in kindergarten. They will be encouraged by their teachers to participate in anal sex.” - Hotze
If I had any children, I'd make damn sure this Hotze never got anywhere near them. It's bad enough he's even on the same planet.
We're not sure how a failed career in medicine led Mr Hotze to his enthusiasm for sodomy but he is one of a number of men who gather regularly to talk about it. (Observer: New Coalition Pledges To Fight Gay Marriage)
Why it's only men who are concerned about this matter is unknown but we do have a little Army tip. It would be best if you do your showering in some other barracks than the one which holds these guys.
It's from Hotze, this esteemed (cough) academician, we learned kindergartens will soon force children to practice sodomy:
“It will be mandated to be taught to the children in the schools, at an early age, starting in kindergarten. They will be encouraged by their teachers to participate in anal sex.” - Hotze
If I had any children, I'd make damn sure this Hotze never got anywhere near them. It's bad enough he's even on the same planet.
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