Saturday, July 25, 2015

For Perry Mason in the Comments

There may be a safe bet as to the identity of Perry Mason in the Comments but that would be judgmental and we would just hate that, wouldn't we.

Perry Mason wants to make the case I'm not much of a pacifist if I want to run over the Republican Party with a lawnmower.

That does engender a certain measure of guilt as I remember Gandhi telling me about when he thought of the British soldiers.  They made him think love, love, love and how he wanted to personally give oral sex to all of them for savagely beating the shit out of his friends or killing them.  That was one of the lessons and it's come to this now, all I have learned from the Master.  I want to run over the Republican Party with a lawnmower.

(Ed:  it would be more ecologically sound to recycle them)

Good point.


There seems to be some determination to prove I have some need to go out to kill people or at least ensure their feet are well-trimmed.

Perhaps I really should have some guilt because I can imagine savage things but it doesn't exist as it doesn't matter if you think of such things, what matters is whether you master them.


This shouldn't have to be spelled as you're not Dumb Fuckers or you wouldn't have lasted this long but there's a parody of judgment because there's so much of it.  Anyone making a judgment assumes it means something and that's the absurdity of democracy.  As Mark Twain said, "If it made any difference, they wouldn't let us do it."

Judging me, judging you, doesn't amount to a hill of fire ants at a Texas barbecue ... although the fire ants might amount to something, this judging won't.  The individual is supreme and what better as a holy mantra in words of fire in the sky.  The individual is everything.  Communism is Satan.  Praise be.


Except Communism got run over by a lawnmower (its own) about thirty years ago.  The GOP gets all brave about that but all it showed was Russians are even more incompetent financially than the GOP and the Soviet Union went bankrupt first.  The interest on the U.S. national debt is just another tax and maybe there's some Grand Economic Theory to predict when the taxation on the people reaches the Implosion Point.

(Ed: only about a hundred or so books which predict the collapse of the US economy on exactly that basis)

So, if you want to know when the GOP will be run over by a lawnmower, read one of those.

(Ed:  there are hundreds more books predicting how the U.S. will be attacked and destroyed by the Mole People)

Read them all to be sure, I guess.

6 comments:

Kannafoot said...

"Perhaps I really should have some guilt because I can imagine savage things but it doesn't exist as it doesn't matter if you think of such things, what matters is whether you master them."

You obviously did not attend a Catholic school, and you most definitely did not listen to the lesson taught by George Carlin! He summed it up perfectly with this example:

"If you woke up in the morning and said, 'I'm going down to 42nd street and commit a mortal sin!' Save your car fare; you did it, man! Absolutely! It was a sin for you to wanna feel up Ellen. It was a sin for you to plan to feel up Ellen. It was a sin for you to figure out a place to feel up Ellen. It was a sin to take Ellen to the place to feel her up. It was a sin to try to feel her up and it was a sin to feel her up. There were six sins in one feel, man!"

Anonymous said...

It is not just the republican party but multiple tagets that you aim at.
The target is irrelevant It is the act that matters

Unknown said...

What does it matter. I could invent a cure for cancer, Ebola, and child molestation and it still wouldn't bring me to the standard of those who judge me.

Unknown said...

I'll accept judgment from Carlin ... but he still can't feel me up. Damn sinner.

Anonymous said...

You set your standard with all the writings of how evil the world because of all the killings.
But how no worries of killing those you find intolerable.

Then get all butt hurt if anyone comments on it

Unknown said...

The only butt hurt is that Kannafoot has a sense of humor and you don't.