Football and hockey are played by teams of thugs but the difference is the football team comes with some hot cheerleaders whereas a hockey team just comes with more thugs. There's no real danger to either game, unless you tangle with the cheerleaders, so what we're thinking they need is alligators, particularly for hockey.
(Ed: no danger in hockey?)
So they get some bumps and bruises. You need internal combustion before sports get dangerous.
There is one question regarding equipment as it's not clear if alligators need their own ice skates or if the claws on their feet will work just as well. The players have sharp skates and the alligators have sharp teeth so it looks like it should be fair play.
As it stands, hockey is as close to gay sex as you can get without Liberace in the background playing a piano.
(Ed: say what?)
When there are multiple men frequently slamming into each other for whatever physical satisfaction this imparts to them, what else would you call that but gay sex.
Therefore, what you need is alligators to get some real excitement into this game.
(Ed: algebraically speaking, does this mean gay guys need alligators for better sex at home?)
How should I know if gay guys are sexier at home than when they play hockey. You'll need to ask a gay guy, preferably one with an alligator so he really knows the difference.
(Ed: it's not as gay as cage fighting)
There's nothing anywhere which is as gay as cage fighting ... so that needs alligators too. The sports in which men rub against each other all the time might as well be submarine movies ... unless they have alligators. That's the twist you need to make them interesting.
(Ed: this idea will make you as famous as whomever added ice dancing and BMX bicycles to the Olympics)
My dream come true.
(Ed: no danger in hockey?)
So they get some bumps and bruises. You need internal combustion before sports get dangerous.
There is one question regarding equipment as it's not clear if alligators need their own ice skates or if the claws on their feet will work just as well. The players have sharp skates and the alligators have sharp teeth so it looks like it should be fair play.
As it stands, hockey is as close to gay sex as you can get without Liberace in the background playing a piano.
(Ed: say what?)
When there are multiple men frequently slamming into each other for whatever physical satisfaction this imparts to them, what else would you call that but gay sex.
Therefore, what you need is alligators to get some real excitement into this game.
(Ed: algebraically speaking, does this mean gay guys need alligators for better sex at home?)
How should I know if gay guys are sexier at home than when they play hockey. You'll need to ask a gay guy, preferably one with an alligator so he really knows the difference.
(Ed: it's not as gay as cage fighting)
There's nothing anywhere which is as gay as cage fighting ... so that needs alligators too. The sports in which men rub against each other all the time might as well be submarine movies ... unless they have alligators. That's the twist you need to make them interesting.
(Ed: this idea will make you as famous as whomever added ice dancing and BMX bicycles to the Olympics)
My dream come true.
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