In the latest thing which will kill us all, there's the brain-eating amoeba. The creature has turned up in the water in Louisiana. (WDSU News: DHH confirms brain-eating amoeba in Ascension Parish water system)
Bobby Jindal said not to worry but obviously he doesn't worry, he has nothing to lose.
Of course it's easy to get a cobra into a luxury apartment complex in Houston. That wasn't the problem. (KHOU Houston: Cobra caught inside luxury downtown high-rise)
Frankly, we don't much care if a cobra bites rich people. After the way Walter Palmer the Lion Killer has behaved, richies are accountable to a whole lot of critters. Go ahead and bite them.
First you're good enough to give up some panda welfare and what happens ... the panda throws it right back in your face. It's how pandas are, see. (International Business Times: Panda in Taiwanese zoo accused of faking pregnancy to get better living conditions)
If they tell you they need cars to get to work, don't believe them.
In a story which could only come from New England, a man has been arrested for having sex with a shrub. The article did not advise as to how this is even possible but we're quite sure we don't want to know. We're just glad there was no poison ivy ... or maybe there was. We don't know. (Hartford Courant: Stratford Man Accused Of Performing Sex Act With Shrubbery)
Before long, these perverts will be sending pornographic pictures of plants over the Internet and storing them on their cellphones.
Rick Perry has challenged Donald Trump to a contest doing pull-up exercises. If he were a real tough guy, he would challenge Lindsey Graham to a contest doing push-ups to see who comes out on top. (CNN: Rick Perry's tough guy challenge for Donald Trump)
Surprise us with what else your mind can devise, Rick. How about a hot-dog eating contest for the Presidency.
Since relatively few of the conservative candidates completed high school, perhaps it would be best to settle the Presidential contest with a spelling bee and a test of geography.
Bobby Jindal said not to worry but obviously he doesn't worry, he has nothing to lose.
Of course it's easy to get a cobra into a luxury apartment complex in Houston. That wasn't the problem. (KHOU Houston: Cobra caught inside luxury downtown high-rise)
Frankly, we don't much care if a cobra bites rich people. After the way Walter Palmer the Lion Killer has behaved, richies are accountable to a whole lot of critters. Go ahead and bite them.
First you're good enough to give up some panda welfare and what happens ... the panda throws it right back in your face. It's how pandas are, see. (International Business Times: Panda in Taiwanese zoo accused of faking pregnancy to get better living conditions)
If they tell you they need cars to get to work, don't believe them.
In a story which could only come from New England, a man has been arrested for having sex with a shrub. The article did not advise as to how this is even possible but we're quite sure we don't want to know. We're just glad there was no poison ivy ... or maybe there was. We don't know. (Hartford Courant: Stratford Man Accused Of Performing Sex Act With Shrubbery)
Before long, these perverts will be sending pornographic pictures of plants over the Internet and storing them on their cellphones.
Rick Perry has challenged Donald Trump to a contest doing pull-up exercises. If he were a real tough guy, he would challenge Lindsey Graham to a contest doing push-ups to see who comes out on top. (CNN: Rick Perry's tough guy challenge for Donald Trump)
Surprise us with what else your mind can devise, Rick. How about a hot-dog eating contest for the Presidency.
Since relatively few of the conservative candidates completed high school, perhaps it would be best to settle the Presidential contest with a spelling bee and a test of geography.
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