Tuesday, July 28, 2015

Holiday Inn and Hucksterbee Compete for Title as Most Despicable Candidate

Holiday Inn has got a solid lead as there's nothing to get a bigger reaction from Republicans than bare-faced racism and slashing McCain was ok because no-one takes that little bald-headed Arizona dork seriously anyway.  If you want to waste Mexicans, the GOP will follow you home and Holiday Inn has got that march covered with music and dancing girls ... but zero Mexicans.

Hucksterbee proved conclusively his own value will only come when his body is processed to make glue.  He suggested the only purpose to a peace agreement with Iran is to 'march Israel into the ovens.'  Even Adolf Hitler didn't use the death chambers as an advertising gimmick.

These rotters are not only despicable relative to the other candidates in this campaign but this sort of material may well serve to elevate them to the status of most despicable candidates of any campaign.


So, uh, tell me again about American exceptionalism and be sure to confine it to the context of these two fine, upstanding members of the political community and potential leaders of the world.  I'm sure you would be just as proud as I to call them Big Brother.

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