Unlike "Fight Club" in which a bunch of gay guys got together to hit each other, the Rape Club by Donald Trump and Bill Cosby is for trading QAALUDEs and other drugs for the purpose of beguiling women chemically and then having their way with them.
You too can join the Rape Club although the admission fee is rather high at ten million dollars but getting away with rape in America is expensive. We can't have any cheap asses in the club or that risks us all going to jail. Naturally, we can't have that as we're rapists, not criminals.
For additional details, contact Michael Cohen who is Donald Trump's lawyer and, judging by performance, the sorriest excuse for a lawyer who ever entered a courtroom. If not for that fool, Trump probably could have kept the rape charges buried but all he can say now is, "Do you want chicken or beef in your burrito?"
Said Trump, "Republicans get away with every other crime. What's the big deal about a few rapes."
You too can join the Rape Club although the admission fee is rather high at ten million dollars but getting away with rape in America is expensive. We can't have any cheap asses in the club or that risks us all going to jail. Naturally, we can't have that as we're rapists, not criminals.
For additional details, contact Michael Cohen who is Donald Trump's lawyer and, judging by performance, the sorriest excuse for a lawyer who ever entered a courtroom. If not for that fool, Trump probably could have kept the rape charges buried but all he can say now is, "Do you want chicken or beef in your burrito?"
Said Trump, "Republicans get away with every other crime. What's the big deal about a few rapes."
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