In one of the most extraordinary transitions of modern times, Hank Gilder, a young lad in Wyoming, experienced a change which is now revolutionizing Detroit.
Due to an unfortunate accident while trying to get the Boy Scout merit badge for hunting, young Hank lost the use of the ring finger on his right hand. (In truth it was caused by excessive masturbation at a jamboree but we don't want to know how he broke his finger doing that)
After the accident, it was only a matter of days before the change started ... first the wings and then the horns out of his head.
Now he weighs over a ton and has brought the salute to Detroit.
He emerges as Hank "Baphomet" Gilder, the Satanic equivalent of Spiderman. We don't know what happened to Baphomet's ears. We think they could have used some work.
Due to an unfortunate accident while trying to get the Boy Scout merit badge for hunting, young Hank lost the use of the ring finger on his right hand. (In truth it was caused by excessive masturbation at a jamboree but we don't want to know how he broke his finger doing that)
After the accident, it was only a matter of days before the change started ... first the wings and then the horns out of his head.
Now he weighs over a ton and has brought the salute to Detroit.
He emerges as Hank "Baphomet" Gilder, the Satanic equivalent of Spiderman. We don't know what happened to Baphomet's ears. We think they could have used some work.
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