Friday, September 15, 2017

Then There's the Rubbish in the News

This shows exemplary bravery by Harvard, particularly after it has invited those who have proclaimed torture, anonymous murder, etc.  (CNN:  Harvard withdraws invitation to Chelsea Manning to be a visiting fellow)

The withdrawal from Harvard came at the behest of Mike Pompeo, a noted hero of the CIA and their desktop warriors.

Zen Yogi:  rummy sodding bastard

Quite so, Yogi.


Why does Nancy Pelosi look always like she's about to start crying.  (CNN: Trump, Dems move closer to deal on DACA)

Zen Yogi:  after you sell your soul, there won't be many other choices

In that same groovy cuddle session with Donald Trump, Chuck Schumer proclaimed, "He likes me."  (CNN:  Hot mic catches Schumer talking Trump: 'He likes us')

Maybe he does, Chuckie, but probably not as much as you and Pelosi like those fat checks from Wall Street.

Zen Yogi:  the money was in payment for heedless narcissism

So it shouldn't surprise them when they get nothing from us.

Zen Yogi:  so you don't like him?

He and Pelosi are just statist meat puppets and they mean nothing to me.


Hadley Freeman does her best toward keeping the Hillary Clinton melodrama alive.  (The Guardian:  America’s vitriol towards Clinton reveals a nation mired in misogyny)

This kind of self-adoring stupidity from Freeman is typical since Clinton has nothing to do with misogyny as the Rockhouse couldn't care less about anything in a President except competence but Clinton failed to demonstrate any.  Her intention from the start was to continue Obama's military escalation against Russia and it's easily conceivable the situation we see now would have been even worse.


Like a has-been movie star who still tries to recall her glory days, Hillary Clinton said, now that she has no chance of being President, the Electoral College should be abolished and that was important to say now after saying nothing during her previous twenty plus years in Washington.  (CNN:  Clinton: It's time to abolish the Electoral College)


How about some news you will absolutely never hear from the stink think channels.  (Science Daily:  Brain Composer: 'Thinking' melodies onto a musical score)

Zen Yogi:  it's mind over music!

The mind is music, Yogi, and this facilitates the ability to see it in ways others can easily recognize.


How is your enthusiasm for finding love online?  (Phys.org:  She loves me, she loves me not: The analytics behind finding true love with online dating)

The article is presented as a big deal but consider the numbers since half the people don't even consider it and only five percent of people ever get to the point of champagne and flowers.

Zen Yogi:  it sounds like there isn't a whole lot of shakin' goin' on but there's a whole lot of flirting happening

Let's hear a Whoop De Do for this science, Yogi.

Zen Yogi  WHOOP DE DO!


If you're looking for Bigfoot, now there's a way thanks to the clever inventiveness of a woman in North Carolina.  (Charlotte Observer:  NC mom invents a spray she says will attract any Bigfoot within a mile and a half)

You will likely just love her logic:

Sold at $7 a bottle, the “environmentally friendly” Bigfoot Juice also doubles as a bug spray, said creator Allie Megan Webb, who runs Happy Body Care out of Marion. She created it sitting at her kitchen table.

“How do you know it works?” Webb asked, laughing. “That’s a tough question. I guess I could ask how do you know it doesn’t work?”

Zen Yogi:  at least it doubles as a bug repellent

Did you ever see any bug repellent spray for $7 a bottle, Yogi.


Natasha Zinko gives us Mom's Jeans like you probably never imagined.  (BoingBoing:  Double jeans)

Zen Yogi:  she doesn't exactly give anything when a pair costs $695

Well, maybe she just wants rich moms with a severe shortage of pockets.

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