Friday, August 18, 2017

Zen Yogi Considers the VR Experience for Jellystone Park


Zen Yogi:  you humans are such apes

Well, technically, we are Great Apes so there's that.

Zen Yogi:  look at those apes hanging onto each other like that.

We do that for the sex, Yogi.  We found being nice and gentle can be helpful for that.

Zen Yogi:  see, bears don't do that.  When it's time for bear love, we just do it because ...

This ain't no party, this ain't no disco?

Zen Yogi:  that's right, Silas

Ref:  Talking Heads


I tell you what, Yogi ... if they're in a porno VR then they're probably doing it wrong or they're zoomed in WAY too close.


What do you think of the idea of making a visit to Jellystone Park a VR experience, Yogi?

Zen Yogi:  that sucks as an idea, Silas, since no people on holiday means no pic-a-nic baskets and no pic-a-nic baskets means I have to go back to catching fish and I really don't like catching fish

Good points. Yogi.

Zen Yogi:  do keep coming to Jellystone Park since we love you even if you are apes ... except those Chimps.  We don't need those bad-tempered li'l bodgies pushing people around.  You Bonobos are much more fun since you're usually only looking for a warm place to have sex plus you bring pic-a-nic baskets.

Note:  based on authentic ethology in comparison of chimp / bonobo behavior.

Well, those are the fundamental motivations of humans and, I guess, apes.  We just want to have sex and have a lot of pic-a-nics.

Zen Yogi:  when you actually believe that you may not be an ape anymore, Silas

See, there you go, getting all Zen about things.

Ranger Rick:  someone has to pay for the pic-a-nic, Yogi

Zen Yogi:  I don't ... (nothing but dust)

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