Zen Yogi: you humans are such apes
Well, technically, we are Great Apes so there's that.
Zen Yogi: look at those apes hanging onto each other like that.
We do that for the sex, Yogi. We found being nice and gentle can be helpful for that.
Zen Yogi: see, bears don't do that. When it's time for bear love, we just do it because ...
This ain't no party, this ain't no disco?
Zen Yogi: that's right, Silas
Ref: Talking Heads
I tell you what, Yogi ... if they're in a porno VR then they're probably doing it wrong or they're zoomed in WAY too close.
What do you think of the idea of making a visit to Jellystone Park a VR experience, Yogi?
Zen Yogi: that sucks as an idea, Silas, since no people on holiday means no pic-a-nic baskets and no pic-a-nic baskets means I have to go back to catching fish and I really don't like catching fish
Good points. Yogi.
Zen Yogi: do keep coming to Jellystone Park since we love you even if you are apes ... except those Chimps. We don't need those bad-tempered li'l bodgies pushing people around. You Bonobos are much more fun since you're usually only looking for a warm place to have sex plus you bring pic-a-nic baskets.
Note: based on authentic ethology in comparison of chimp / bonobo behavior.
Well, those are the fundamental motivations of humans and, I guess, apes. We just want to have sex and have a lot of pic-a-nics.
Zen Yogi: when you actually believe that you may not be an ape anymore, Silas
See, there you go, getting all Zen about things.
Ranger Rick: someone has to pay for the pic-a-nic, Yogi
Zen Yogi: I don't ... (nothing but dust)
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