Friday, May 12, 2017

The Anonymous Mask, the Cheap Yellow Fedora, and the Boo Monkeys

Maybe you don't know of the Boo Monkeys but The Raven can tell you about them since he was the only one who could see them.  I was out at their family ranch in Cincinnati and The Raven told me, ever so seriously, the Boo Monkeys were in the trees.

Maybe you laugh but The Raven just married a marvelous young lady so apparently a Belief in the Boo Monkeys did not impair his evolution.

Ed:  does he still believe in Boo Monkeys?

He's a fan of cosplay so that suggests he believes a whole lotta things.


Ed:  of course that explains the mask and the hat

Naturally since I must use the mask to raise awareness about the Boo Monkeys.

Ed:  you have never even seen a Boo Monkey!

Ah, but there are things we cannot see which know are nevertheless real.  For example, we cannot see any place for a bathroom on the Interstate when we really need one but we know one will come if we keep driving.

Ed:  that was highly spiritual

Of course


Ed:  what about the hat?

The cheap yellow hat is from El Salvador or somewhere and this is to demonstrate a cheap ass hat made out of recycled Pepsi bottles but it could have been made in the good old U.S. of A. out of hemp ... except they fuckin' banned it.  There's no buzz in hemp; they just banned it because they can and they're fucking stupid.  Actually it's an incredibly useful crop for making all kinds of things but, regrettably, a good ol' All-American Colorado Buzz is not one of them.


The suspense is immense in the anticipation of the Anonymous mask and the cheap yellow Fedora.

Ed:  what good is an Anonymous mask when it's easy to find who you are?

It lets me play with some vocal effects to make creepy videos.

Ed:  what if it gets the real Anonymous pissed?

Well, that would be bad, yes.


I want to do the Anonymous Fashion Show, mates.  I can't help it; this is my dream.

There are so many hats and so little time.  There's the Purple Felt Fedora and that one is a true piece of shit but it could look cool with the mask for Prince Anonymous.

Then there's the tribute to the Lion of Judah with another hat for Rasta Anonymous.

I also have my ol' Dad's Cincinnati Zoo hat for Nostalgic Anonymous.

Now there's the Cheap Yellow Fedora for Islands Anonymous.

I'm so ready for the runway, mates.  It just says yes to me.


But don't worry.  There's no need to fear; Underdog is here.   (YouTube:  Underdog - "The Witch Of Pickyoon" - Parts 1 & 2 - 1965)

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