Friday, May 12, 2017

One of Out of Five Isn't Completely Horrible for News

CNN

A nagging wife who gets her news from Oprah

Neolib shift makes them untrustworthy for news.


Fox

Your crank uncle who never gets laid and blames it on liberals.

Somewhat more accurate than CNN but not by much

Hard right shift makes them untrustworthy for news in many cases


The Guardian

A daughter who wants to find herself but just keeps getting knocked-up; excellent random pics around the world, tho

Same neolib shift as CNN so usually untrustworthy for news but is sometimes surprising


Russia Today

Trusted since rubbish vs non-rubbish is not a problem as the quality is high


Fark

A loon relative who shifted to the right but is still sometimes funny


New York Times

Your uncle who had a great future but now he's old and he sold his house to the bank so he would have somewhere to live until he croaks and then the bank will keep it.  He often gets drunk and recites poetry from memory ... but no-one listens.


Daily Mail

A neighbor who likes to get undressed in front of a window with the lights lit.

No value for news but great for sleaze and nothing quite so amusing as rich people being cheap

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