Thursday, May 11, 2017

Donald Trump Meets Sergey Lavrov and Says it Was Very Good

Donald Trump met with Sergey Lavrov from Moscow today and he said it was 'very good.'  (RT:  Trump: Meeting with Russian FM Lavrov was ‘very good’)

Likely Trump's use of a moron word like 'very' is because he wears an American flag emblem on his lapel and all scientists agree that's kryptonite for substantive or comprehensive vocabulary.

Trump spoke with one of the most vital yet reasoning people in the world and it was ... (Maestro, rim shot, please) ... very good.


US President Donald Trump has met with Russian Foreign Minister Sergey Lavrov at the White House. The US leader said the meeting with Russia’s top diplomat – the first in his presidency – was “very good.”

Lavrov and Trump talked for 40 minutes on Wednesday, the Russian Foreign Ministry told TASS.

The situation in Syria was among the topics discussed at the meeting, which is part of Lavrov’s three-day trip to the US.

The two reiterated their countries’ commitment to ending the war in the Middle Eastern country. Everyone is working to end the “horrible killing” in Syria, Trump said following the meeting.

Discussions with the US president focused on the de-escalation zone plans put forward by Lavrov’s US counterpart Rex Tillerson earlier in the day, Lavrov told reporters in Washington.

- RT

What de-escalation plan is that and please do be precise because we're extremely interested.  We will pretend Bernie Sanders hasn't been saying this from the start.


All in all, it would better, however, if Trump possessed a vocabulary more comprehensive than the average lab primate.

This agenda for normalization of relations with Moscow was a major part of the pre-election pitch and the Rockhouse wants it.  (Ithaka:  Donald Trump Has One Job: Get Along with Russia / Don't Get Us Nuked)

The Ukrainian conflict, as well as “broader cooperation on resolving conflicts in the Middle East and elsewhere” were also on the agenda, the White House said, adding that Trump “further emphasized his desire to build a better relationship” between Washington and Moscow.

Relations between the two nations and cooperation in the international arena were at the top of the agenda. Despite tensions, Moscow and Washington can opt for joint efforts in solving global problems, the Russian diplomat said, adding that Trump expressed his hopes for “mutually beneficial” relations with Russia.

- RT

The Rockhouse is not impressed with vague corporate bullshit such as 'mutually beneficial' since we're not li'l Campfire Girls and we don't want any fucking cookies.  What happened and what substantive actions will come as a result.


We don't just want peace; we fucking demand it.


The use of 'very' for anything is borderline insulting since it shows the speaker has no interest in any real expression.  Add 'very' to anything and it's a magnifier but the only result of it's prevalence is it doesn't mean anything anymore.


There are two words one must never use:

VERY

This word shows your cojones are the size of mosquito balls and that's where you got them.

The advantage of VERY is it can be used interchangeably with PRETTY to demonstrate your cosmopolitan way ... and the fact your lexicon is limited to about one hundred and fifty words.

A.  That was the quintessential elucidation of that master work.
B.  It was the very essence of quintessential!

WTF?  Say there, Dr Feelgood, what's the difference between essence and very essence?

(crickets)

There's a definite Nong Nong Award for any use of very for any reason at any time.


PRETTY

This is one of the first words we learned after we decided we liked human food rather than living in trees but many never shook it off after that and use this word for every idiotic thing except the concept of beauty.

Man:  Did you like it?
Monkey:  It was pretty good
Man:  Sorry I missed it
Monkey:  Yah, it was pretty cool
Man:  Wanna split?
Monkey:  Yeah, pretty much

Throw that monkey a banana.


Ed:  how about if we use the V-word and P-word instead?

Ah, that's perfect because calling anything an "X" word exemplifies the raucous rectal romping of political correctness.  Choose your idiocy and there are so many from which to choose.  We have the F-word (everyone's prissy favorite), the N-word (one we pretend does not exist), and now the V-word for yet another opportunity to sound imbecilic with less vocabulary than research primates.

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