Resisting the Westminster Dog Show, one of the most prestigious in the world, is a menu-driven writing opportunity. Since the Resistance is a loose rabble with neither plan nor objective, I won't be writing this article but rather you will.
We must resist the Westminster Dog Show because ...
a) institutionalized male arrogance
b) age-old canine tyranny
c) Russian hacking
d) all of the above
Ed: oy, Mister Ed! That's the same problem with America's military; it has neither plan nor objective!
Don't be trying to divert the subject, mate. That's a different menu-driven article.
The consequence if we fail to resist the Westminster Dog Show is ...
a) the Yellowstone supervolcano will erupt and all of us will die
b) all dogs will have to wear veils to cover their faces to preserve their honor
c) there may never be another opportunity to bring cats to a dog show
d) all of the above
Ed: say there, Mister Ed. What difference does a veil make to a dog's honor when it sniffs another dog's ass to say hello?
- Insert any one of a million political cheapshots. Think menu-driven, boobie. -
When it comes to political ass-sniffing, who do you think should get this years's Oscar?
a)
b)
c)
...
x) everyone in Hollywood
y) everyone in Washington
z) everyone in America
Would you really want to put a veil over this beautiful Trumpalogadog.
Ed: how do you know which part is the front?
I don't know but, well, that's the same problem as with any politician, isn't it, but mostly they just go sideways so it doesn't make much difference.
We must resist the Westminster Dog Show because ...
a) institutionalized male arrogance
b) age-old canine tyranny
c) Russian hacking
d) all of the above
Ed: oy, Mister Ed! That's the same problem with America's military; it has neither plan nor objective!
Don't be trying to divert the subject, mate. That's a different menu-driven article.
The consequence if we fail to resist the Westminster Dog Show is ...
a) the Yellowstone supervolcano will erupt and all of us will die
b) all dogs will have to wear veils to cover their faces to preserve their honor
c) there may never be another opportunity to bring cats to a dog show
d) all of the above
Ed: say there, Mister Ed. What difference does a veil make to a dog's honor when it sniffs another dog's ass to say hello?
- Insert any one of a million political cheapshots. Think menu-driven, boobie. -
When it comes to political ass-sniffing, who do you think should get this years's Oscar?
a)
b)
c)
...
x) everyone in Hollywood
y) everyone in Washington
z) everyone in America
Would you really want to put a veil over this beautiful Trumpalogadog.
Ed: how do you know which part is the front?
I don't know but, well, that's the same problem as with any politician, isn't it, but mostly they just go sideways so it doesn't make much difference.
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