Wednesday, February 15, 2017

Just Say "NO" to Sex, Especially in Japan

We really don't need to suggest saying "NO" to sex in Japan since they're not doing it already but, wtf, it goes the same in San Francisco as well.  (RT:  Almost half of Japanese marriages are sexless – study)

The Japan Family Planning Association (JFPA), a public research institution, received responses about their private lives from 655 married men and women between the ages of 18 and 49 as part of a wider biennial survey about personal attitudes conducted in the fall of 2016.

According to the survey, 47.3 percent of the men and 47.1 percent of the women said that they had not had sex with their partner in the previous month, matching the official criteria for what researchers call a sexless marriage.

When the same question was asked in the first such survey in 2004, only 31.9 percent of couples said they were in sexless unions.

(it gets better)

Outside marriage more than half of all people between 18 and 24 – 47.9 percent of unmarried men and 52.9 percent of single women – said that they were virgins. And for those who had never enjoyed intercourse, the prospects were also grim: a survey conducted by the same group last year said that about 43 percent of Japanese people between 18 and 34 were virgins.

- RT

Ed:  is the punchline going to be that the Russians did it?  Please tell me so I can skip out early since I already heard that one.

Here's Nadya Tolokonnikova from "Pussy Riot" so tell me the Russians have given up sex, huh?


Ed:  take it easy, matey mates.  She's married.   Oh, wait.  I see you're Japanese and you're just playing with your iPhones anyway.


The same thing has happened in all the developed nations and it intellectualizes the matter to review in terms of ZPG (i.e. Zero Population Growth) and lower birth rate since the fact of it is they're just not fuckin'.

Ed:  like you're such a bedroom bandit!

Go ahead and scoff, young grasshopper, but you will discover when you're old, unless you're filthy rich, your options for getting naked are only with other old people.  Now ask yourself, how many old people do you really want to see in their birthday suits?

Note:  if that number is higher than zero, don't come around the Rockhouse.

Hmm ... on second thought ... stop on down.  I'll scare you so badly you will run fast enough to even catch up with the generals who are trying to stay out of combat.  You will probably spend the rest of your life quivering alone in a cold, dark cave with them.

"I went to war.  They sent me up to the front lines and I ran.  I ran so fast I almost caught up with the generals." - Redd Foxx

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