Sunday, January 15, 2017

How Mrs Betty Bowers, America's Best Christian, Cracked Up and Ate the Asphalt

Mrs Betty Bowers has been one funny lady for ages but, like God, she doesn't exist and is actually some male who does the writing and she's the actress who plays the role.

The situation now is Mrs Betty Bowers is oh so pissed off about the outcome of the election.  Trump is illegitimate and soon the flying monkeys will come.  She speaks as the outraged feminist but, in reality, she's a man using her as a puppet.  The act was funny when she stuck to religion but now she's violating the same thing which infuriates her about Christians.

Ed:  she turned political?

Yep and not too well.

Ed:  I thought you believe in God?

Sure but probably not the prick Jewish God who sent plagues of frogs to Egypt.

Ed:  you're just an anti-Semitic son of a bitch!

Right.  That makes sense when Christianity didn't even exist at that time.  He was the Jewish God.  He did prickish things and, wtf, Lewis Black has said the same thing and no-one is more Jewy Jewy than he.  I love that man as he takes no shit from anyone.


Where previously Mrs Betty Bowers was funny, now she's just another online nuisance and I'll continue following her for a while but the patience with her (i.e. his) stodgy thinking is getting as thin as the ice where that Alaskan dork landed his aircraft and, yes, it sank (sob).

Sure that's funny.  He got out of the aircraft before it sank so amuse yourself imagining how he explained that to whomever owned the aircraft.

So he sez, "Well, you know, it looked solid, man.  There were these guys who were ice-fishing down there and they must weigh a couple of hundred pounds so the ice should have held up for the aircraft, right?"

Wrong

Note:   that really is what he said.  That one has a future in politics.


Surely you remember the stink from the Bush / Gore election and how Florida / Jeb Bush interfered with it.  That was ages ago and is only another example of rigged elections.  One of the favorites for electoral rigging comes from Cadillac Man and his choice is that which deprived Henry Wallace, FDR's choice to replace him, of candidacy.  Instead, the Democrats ran Harry Truman and the result was Henry Wallace became the first Bernie Sanders.

Ed:  what about Clinton?

Trivial.  The vote wasn't stolen from her as she did everything possible to rig it but her own corruption, arrogance, and incompetence took her down.  As we had said from the start, she has no ability to think on her feet and everything she did was by duplicity and deception; she just wasn't too good at it and why would she expect to be when she never managed to graduate past using a Blackberry.

You never heard Bernie Sanders saying he must 'confer with his team' before taking a position something because the man thinks for himself.  Clinton was so brazen about it she even did that in debates.


There are many, many talented women in the world but Hillary Clinton would be just about my last choice in that regard.  She never amounted to more than a surrogate for Slick Willy anyway.

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