Sunday, August 28, 2016

Vamp is Not Quite Dead Yet

Vamping is about as obsolete was bobbing for apples at the county fair but here's one more go with a die-hard, as most remaining vampires likely are.  Anyone knows the vamps come from Marin County, that was established years ago in "The Lost Boys."



Maybe this is Double-Retro Vamp since Morticia was mocking on television the movie vamps of the fifties who were reprising the movie vamps of the thirties.


There was an extra helping of what do you mean it's obsolete from some guy who was giving a video tutorial on bicycle repair, as in non-poofy bikes, and he knew the subject well so that defined some cool individuality but he had some kind of seriously non-freakish (i.e. as opposed to hippies and freaks) hair in some kind of twisted neo-mullet which only drew the remark, 'wtf, that guy has got to be California.'

Then he said something like, 'hey there, boys and girls' but boys and girls haven't worked on their own bicycles since the sixties.  We suspect a serious case of Fukashima sushi in that boy.


(Ed:  do you worry about Fukashima sushi?)

Hell no but I seriously worry about people who rip and roar about Fukashima while doing nothing about global nuclear disarmament.

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