Saturday, August 27, 2016

Men Who Don't Wear Shirts

In Second Life, there's the World of Men Who Do Not Wear Shirts and they're usually the most outstanding stud muffins you could find in a full-out search of Gay Paradise in any Universe.

So we're walking around with our basically stunning regular Second Life handsomeness but these fellows make us look like Cabbage Patch Dolls.  We start wondering, 'holy mackerel, how can I look like that and surely I will get all the chicks.'

Take it easy, Jet Dog.  No-one looks like that.  These ultra studs walk about with no shirts and more tattoos than a Psycho Circus amusement park but after about the first year they realize, wow, no-one is believing this and then they back off a tad.  After a while, perhaps they realize the Incredible Hulk probably never gets laid.

(Ed:  being green may have something to do with it?)

Perhaps.  Being a ridiculous caricature may be related as well.  It's funny to watch them before they get it.  The same thing happens with Bill Clinton on those Lolita flights since he has no idea how ludicrous he looks as a pitiful wretch of an old man hustling young girls.  He's the Rupert Murdoch of festering pseudo-liberal persuasion.


A report on the World-Music Festival today (and tomorrow) will come but I logged out of the world and immediately flopped after today's shows.  It's now six hours later and deep into the night.  Poof (larfs).

I even got a bath before the show because I decided these surgical lesions must feel pain to get the sense they're as welcome as cats at a parade of women in stockings.  Trial by fire, that's yer answer.

So now I smell like an orange breeze or a mountain stream or some damn thing.  I can't say I really care why Americans have such a predilection for smelling like effeminate poofs but they do it as much as the French when they never bathed at all.  Both hate Muslims indiscriminately so possibly there is a relationship.

(Ed:  with effeminate poofs?)

Who else hates?  (shrug)

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I rarely ever visit 2nd Life on the times that I do. I have never seen an ugly avatar. I remember we had a discussion years and years ago about genetic engineering. It went along the lines that with GE everyone would become an Arayan stud etc. The next step would be to move an ear to the top of the head to allow individuality. 2nd life seems like that discussion but has yet to evolve. I would be interested to see RL images matched to 2nd Life images.
Just to see if like dog owners that look like thier pets there is any correlation to that aspect in pet owners. Or is it all what they dream of being

Unknown said...

With Cat I know she is a good-looking woman with an attractive figure but impossibly beautiful might be a bit of a stretch. Many don't even resemble their avatars but this is the Second Life for them and, for me, the idea is a little weird but why not. As you say, most men wind up resembling the dogs and SL likely makes little difference to that.

You will definitely find experimenters in there but not so much with human form except to shrink to the size of Tinies, maybe a foot tall at most.