Wednesday, August 31, 2016

GOP Rolls Out the Best Grifters for Slickest Sting Since Redford / Newman

Paul Ryan embarrasses the GOP probably almost as much as he embarrasses his mother who still can't explain how he got the pogo stick up his ass or why he likes it.  The GOP is using him now as a placeholder to spout stupid, predictable crap until they decide to return for him but they probably won't.

The Republican National Committee languishes because it's not enjoying the usual high-dollar / high-crime donations but the RNC is an acceptable casualty for Republicans when the play is more clever than Trump offers.  Keep in mind morality is never in the equation with Republicans since there's only one key variable:  profit.


Meanwhile the likely over-hyped surge for Clinton is attributed to Boobiebeliebers, most of whom are older matrons living vicarious lives through their dear friend, Hillary.  They're joined by the neofemmes who don't particularly care about Middle East genocide because they're not getting enough attention.  These people while infinitely pompous and annoying but don't even remotely constitute a landslide of an election.

Any surge, real or imagined, didn't come from real Democrats swinging to her cause since we loathe her lying skanky ass.  If there is any surge, it's coming from Republicans since they know a bomber when they see one.  They're been training them ever since Reagan, beginning with Bill Clinton and culminating with Obama.  They see their job is complete after Obama has thrown more Predator drone bombs than George Bush ever imagined.


The Republicans didn't just succeed, they have succeeded beyond all previous conception.  They have screamed bloody murder about the Affordable Care Act but they gave almost nothing away while simultaneously cementing the corrupt relationship with private insurance companies.  It was brilliant.

The Democrats now have full accreditation as bombers and charlatans, everything the GOP needs for the perfect political stooge and now they can't lose.  If Clinton does as they expect and likely she will, they have no reason to go back to the RNC so they will cheerfully leave Ryan to sink into the ooze with riff raff like Trey Gowdy, Chaffetz, and others.


The beauty play is in making a success of things such as murdering Assad and other gratuitous mayhem is also making a further mess of things so they can play it either way.  Either celebrate the satisfaction of their vicarious bloodlust or abandon her just like they abandoned Trump to welcome Paul Ryan as the White Knight of America's Salvation.

It's genius.  They've got a crooked cellulite troll doing all the shittiest things they hope and they can distance themselves entirely from any responsibility.  There's nothing closer to political perfection as it gives all of the payoffs from corruption with none of the political risks.


Don't even think about blaming this on Democrats.  We would welcome a colony of psychopathic lepers sooner than we would receive any aspect of the DNC or the Clinton Machine.

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