Zen Yogi: watch CNN and discover what it's like to have suffered a stroke (Lewis Black)
He's the best, Yogi.
Zen Yogi: what about Uncle George?
Carlin and Black in the same set would make my guttywuts hurt from all the laughing.
Zen Yogi: ok, so how about some of this pain as well if we add Sam Kinison to the line-up to explain God to the Christians?
Joel Osteen: he has no right to teach anyone!
Take it easy, Snakeman, since Kinison was ordained and was preaching before a crowd when he was about four (I believe). At four years, Snakeman, you were probably still trying to figure out what your penis does ... and how it could make money.
ML and I saw Sam Kinison live and on-stage in Cincinnati in who knows what year. We went with another couple but did not understand why they did not find him funny and things were somewhat cold after the show. We learned later the wife had seriously considered entering a convent at a somewhat earlier stage in her life.
Zen Yogi: you are a social masterpiece, Silas
(takes a humble bow)
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