Zen Yogi and Silas Try to Find Bloom County

After hearing the entire town of Covington, Kentucky, had drowned itself in the Ohio River rather than listen to any more news about the White House, it was clearly time for an expedition to anywhere else.

Zen Yogi:  where is Bloom County, Silas?

I don't know, Yogi.  We will need to start with a Pilgrimage to see Berkeley Breathed to ask him.

Zen Yogi:  where is he?

Well, I don't exactly know that either but I think he's in Florida.

Zen Yogi:  this might be a long pilgrimage

We could follow the dandelions, Yogi.

Zen Yogi:  why should we do that?

Opus likes to blow on dandelions so wherever we find the most dandelions we should find Opus and there wouldn't even be a Bloom County if not for Opus.

Zen Yogi:  why does he blow on dandelions?

He does it because the Passion Vine is too scary.

Zen Yogi:  he's right.  It is too scary.  If he tries to blow on that thing it will suck his face.

Proto-carnivorous behavior has been observed in them.  (WIKI:  Passiflora)

Do you feel the passion, Yogi?

Zen Yogi:  mostly I only feel passion for pic-a-nic baskets

What is the rest of your passion?

Zen Yogi:  desserts

(drummer gives up a rim shot and Yogi takes a humble bow)