For the loopiest of loopjack la la land, SecureTeam10, works to bring us such ridiculous theories that teams from elsewhere delight in stomping ST10's raving theories into the mud. In this one, there's a huge self-motivated rock on the bottom of the ocean ... and it moves.
Even Russia Today ran this as a story after ST10 published the video. Some outfit called Sputnik was spouting it as true also. Who needs four years of higher education for science when you can just invent it as you go. (Sputnik: Mysterious Mountain-Sized Object Found Crawling Across Pacific Floor)
It's pitiful, you know, since we have seen some really distinguished hoaxes such as with Piltdown Man but this theory doesn't take any more than a video editor and a bowl of medium-quality ganja.
Watson: what about with top-quality ganja?
With the best ganja, that's when we don't just talk about space aliens but we meet them. Come on down to the Rockhouse to see for yourself.
Presented for your edification and amusement since the White House shouldn't have a monopoly on inventing ridiculous bullshit and expecting us to believe it.
Watson: wouldn't a civilization of alien beings at the bottom of the ocean have something better to do than rolling a rock around
Come now, when the White House aspires to no more than that, why should these alien beings?
Watson: so the Rockhouse Hare-Brained Theory is alien races of super beings are run by the same kinds of unimaginative troglodytes as humans?
That's the sad fact, Watson.
Watson: so that's how we know UFOs have never really come to Earth?
How do we know that, Watson?
Watson: unimaginative troglodytes?
Ah, yes. There would be alien creatures flying UFOs all over the sky except for one thing.
Watson: Republican governments killed their budgets for exploration?
(sob) Ain't it the truth, Watson.
Even Russia Today ran this as a story after ST10 published the video. Some outfit called Sputnik was spouting it as true also. Who needs four years of higher education for science when you can just invent it as you go. (Sputnik: Mysterious Mountain-Sized Object Found Crawling Across Pacific Floor)
It's pitiful, you know, since we have seen some really distinguished hoaxes such as with Piltdown Man but this theory doesn't take any more than a video editor and a bowl of medium-quality ganja.
Watson: what about with top-quality ganja?
With the best ganja, that's when we don't just talk about space aliens but we meet them. Come on down to the Rockhouse to see for yourself.
Presented for your edification and amusement since the White House shouldn't have a monopoly on inventing ridiculous bullshit and expecting us to believe it.
Watson: wouldn't a civilization of alien beings at the bottom of the ocean have something better to do than rolling a rock around
Come now, when the White House aspires to no more than that, why should these alien beings?
Watson: so the Rockhouse Hare-Brained Theory is alien races of super beings are run by the same kinds of unimaginative troglodytes as humans?
That's the sad fact, Watson.
Watson: so that's how we know UFOs have never really come to Earth?
How do we know that, Watson?
Watson: unimaginative troglodytes?
Ah, yes. There would be alien creatures flying UFOs all over the sky except for one thing.
Watson: Republican governments killed their budgets for exploration?
(sob) Ain't it the truth, Watson.
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