Tuesday, April 25, 2017

Guinea Pig Feeding Frenzy Caught on Film

This must be the performance pig power team and it's likely a safe bet they can tuck away these sprouts faster than your kids will do it.




You forget all the noises those chubby li'l rascals make and fie on the heathens in Peru who eat them.


The Silas will not eat Brussels sprouts as in not ever.  They're the disgusting result of the work of the good Lord gone wrong.  The good Lord's work did not go wrong since his original concept for the Brussels sprout was a marvelous food which tasted something like an apple but with a slightly softer texture and with unidentifiable nuances of unknown and delightful tastes ... and you could hear music while you ate it.

But there was that Garden of Eden business and then they became these dark green abominations which could only have come from the mind of someone who hates us.

Ed:  the snake?

That fuckin' snake, man.  At least guinea pigs like them.


Note:  cats wasted my guinea pigs when I was a kid.  My ol' Dad made an enclosure for them to use outdoors but those killer cats got into it and good night, guinea pigs.  They will never be forgiven.

Ed:  you feed cats every day?

Yah ... but I don't forgive them for me pigs.  Negatory on that.

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