Saturday, April 29, 2017

GoFundMe Established to Buy Queen Elizabeth a Car



Queen:  don't you worry about me, my beloved subjects.  I think if I keep trying I can get this rolling cabbage of a car to pop wheelies.  That scares the shit out of Prince Philip, I mean to tell you.

Theresa May also took away my Corgis and killed them to serve as pate to feed rich Arabs as she sucked up to sell them weapons.  Bloody Arabs.  I ask you, does that woman have any breeding at all.

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