Friday, April 28, 2017

When You Use Amazon's Style Assistant, You Deserve to Be Hacked


© amazonfashion / YouTube

When you need assistance to look like the above, we assume you must be a deaf, dumb, and blind kid or you just don't fucking care.  Those are fat people clothes and she doesn't even look fat.  The colors are horribly bland and the shoes are just a bad joke from China.

RT:   Privacy activists issue warning over Amazon’s voice-controlled ‘style assistant’


Amazon:  how about a snazzy Hawaiian muumuu, ya li'l heffalump?

Heffalump:  then I will still look like a heffalump but with a disguise (sob)

Amazon:  yes but you will be a snazzy heffalump with a disguise

Heffalump:  I'm not even really a heffalump!

Amazon:  no, you're not, but you can look like one with our help


There was a time when Sears tried to cast itself as the fashion place and wouldn't you like to dress like this?

Ed:  well, I would dress like that at a funeral ... if I were the one being buried

Exactly


There's a great deal of valid privacy concern about the information collected by this rat bait software but we're thinking its purpose is more insidious in terms of collecting the names of people so indecisive they can't even pick out clothes in the morning.

Ed:  who is doing this?

They are doing it, man.  You haven't been paying attention but you better be wearing your ion deflector antennas.



Hey now, don't laugh.  He says it gets WiFi and, yes, it is surgically implanted.

Ed:  what does the WiFi do?

Well, unless his brain can interpret iOS I/O functions, it doesn't do anything.

Ed:  so it just repels 'them' and all potential girlfriends?

Roger that


Ed:  wtf happened to Millennials?

Too many political speeches.  They cracked.

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