Friday, April 28, 2017

Crafting Chelsea Clinton, One Fake Award at a Time

America has far better people than Chelsea Clinton (i.e. just about all of them) so you may wonder why the other ones are kept down and the trash percolates.  She's just another self-entitled rich bitch with neither talent nor qualification but she does have fake awards.


Like her mother before her, Chelsea Clinton appears to be creating a cottage industry for herself in receiving random awards for her unparalleled contributions to society, scintillating takes on current events, and incredibly generous heart.

Not content with just her Variety-sponsored “achievement award,” Chelsea on Tuesday night accepted the annual City Harvest Award for Commitment in fighting hunger in New York City, as reported in Mail Online.

Heatstreet:  Chelsea Clinton Gets Another Award For Doing Nothing Special


That doesn't sound all that terrible so far and maybe it's just the typical rich bitch sleaze but it gets better.

Before we claim that she’s done nothing to earn a major award, aside from sitting in a privileged position atop her family’s namesake foundation, or say that she has few actual commitments aside from spending her family’s money and attending a single board meeting for Expedia lest she forfeit the several hundred thousand dollars she earns in her honorary position, in this case, it appears Chelsea did do at least something to earn her award.

On a single day in 2017, she helped City Harvest pack some grapefruit.

According to the Mail, “Clinton and staff from her family’s foundation packed 25,000lb of grapefruit to distribute to New York residents.”

- HS

Ed:  at least she showed up!

You may be missing the point, mate.  That was the only time she showed up.  Apparently she was saving the world ... with grapefruit.  Have you ever tasted a fucking grapefruit?  They only exist to punish fat people for gaining weight.


Maybe you remember Chelsea Clinton's glowing $600K career at NBC where she did almost nothing and finally got booted for aggressive uselessness.




The living proof any girl with a large inheritance can find love or at least some grapefruit in The City.

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