Monday, April 24, 2017

Further Proof Harry Styles Caught Chlamydia from a Koala Bear

Harry Styles protests this far too much, even in video, but it's still not really known what he and that other guy did with that koala and, frankly, we don't want to hear his disgusting secrets about koala perversion.

NME:  Harry Styles denies that he contracted chlamydia from a koala




Finally, something so lurid Johnny Depp hasn't been accused of it yet.  Put that tongue back in your mouth, Harry.  You've obviously more than friends (wink, wink).


For more on this theme, do consider ... NY Post: ‘Infowars’ fabulist Alex Jones claims to have ‘had over 150 women’ by age 16

Check out Gene fuckin' Simmons, huh.

Just as with Harry Styles, there is a history of koala perversion in Alex Jones' past but he tries to conceal it as well.


To fully investigate the matter of koalaphilia, we're going to need to take it to the Dark Web to discover just how pervasive this perversion has become.

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