We want to start a farm for poppies in America for the soundest of corporate reasons: we can make a buck on it. To do that, we will need to obtain the seeds but that's no problem. Let's start with an ounce of them to test soil conditions, etc. (Eden Brothers: Poppy Seeds - The Giant)
I learned about poppies at the earliest in Australia where they were all over but the first scientific knowledge was at uni when they were used as an example for do you know what the fuck this shit is?
Papaver somniferum is a name which has stuck with me ever since that time because that's the opium poppy, baby. Ten bucks an ounce at Eden Brothers. Step right up and buy yours now. Buy an ounce, buy a kilo, we're talkin' business, baby. (WIKI: Papaver somniferum)
Ed: they're so lovely!
Sure they are and they can result in enough heroin to addict half of Wisconsin.
What that means is money so we need to get the Big Pharma spirit: we don't give a fuck what it does; we just want to cash in on it. Here, wanna try some Vicodin to start?
Poppies will grow just about anywhere but it seems they prefer the mountainous regions in Afghanistan and that works well for America since California and Colorado would be excellent choices for sites for the poppy farm. However, they're also obvious so we will consider Idaho since just about anything is legal with the skinhead lunatics up there and there are plenty of mountains.
The law on doing this is mixed and that means it's legal since we know there's got to be a loophole in it somewhere. These poppies are needed to make Carter's Little Liver Pills and they're vital in the process.
Ed: what do they do?
Unknown. I saw them advertised a lot but I don't anymore so I guess they killed anyone silly enough to use them.
Just like Carter's Little Liver Pills, we don't care about killing people; we just want to make money because we want to hang out with the Big Pharma hipsters where we can smash expensive records and do other cool things.
For the strategy and tactics of the matter, purifying the raw product from the poppies can't happen on the same site as the plantation or it's an obvious bust. Therefore, bulk the output and ship it to the Kansas City Wholesalers since those crooked bastards will reship it anywhere we like.
The great advantage of this stage is it's much less visible and will become steadily more so as the heroin is refined. One major tactical problem at this stage is in failing to correctly dispose of any waste products since that problem can lead the Feds straight to you.
Answer is to get a large size of the machines which encase things in plastic and send it to a landfill. Let the state dispose of it for you and that adds to the fun, doesn't it.
The final stage is in marketing and California screams for it since heroin was always around but California made it cool so, sure, let's give them shitloads of it. Stuff yourselves with it, clever little hipsters. Then write songs about their suffering but there's no fuckin' chance we will buy them.
Music did push a lot of dope but it never did nothin' my spirit could kill whereas the hipster heroin hellions have pushed the holy fuck out of it and they own part of what happens just now. They marketed the fuck out of it.
Note "The Pusherman" - Steppenwolf
Ed: aren't you one sarcastic fuck
Some say I'm schizophrenic as an erroneous explanation for multiple personalities so it's likely more accurate to say I'm more than one sarcastic fuck.
I learned about poppies at the earliest in Australia where they were all over but the first scientific knowledge was at uni when they were used as an example for do you know what the fuck this shit is?
Papaver somniferum is a name which has stuck with me ever since that time because that's the opium poppy, baby. Ten bucks an ounce at Eden Brothers. Step right up and buy yours now. Buy an ounce, buy a kilo, we're talkin' business, baby. (WIKI: Papaver somniferum)
Ed: they're so lovely!
Sure they are and they can result in enough heroin to addict half of Wisconsin.
What that means is money so we need to get the Big Pharma spirit: we don't give a fuck what it does; we just want to cash in on it. Here, wanna try some Vicodin to start?
Poppies will grow just about anywhere but it seems they prefer the mountainous regions in Afghanistan and that works well for America since California and Colorado would be excellent choices for sites for the poppy farm. However, they're also obvious so we will consider Idaho since just about anything is legal with the skinhead lunatics up there and there are plenty of mountains.
The law on doing this is mixed and that means it's legal since we know there's got to be a loophole in it somewhere. These poppies are needed to make Carter's Little Liver Pills and they're vital in the process.
Ed: what do they do?
Unknown. I saw them advertised a lot but I don't anymore so I guess they killed anyone silly enough to use them.
Just like Carter's Little Liver Pills, we don't care about killing people; we just want to make money because we want to hang out with the Big Pharma hipsters where we can smash expensive records and do other cool things.
For the strategy and tactics of the matter, purifying the raw product from the poppies can't happen on the same site as the plantation or it's an obvious bust. Therefore, bulk the output and ship it to the Kansas City Wholesalers since those crooked bastards will reship it anywhere we like.
The great advantage of this stage is it's much less visible and will become steadily more so as the heroin is refined. One major tactical problem at this stage is in failing to correctly dispose of any waste products since that problem can lead the Feds straight to you.
Answer is to get a large size of the machines which encase things in plastic and send it to a landfill. Let the state dispose of it for you and that adds to the fun, doesn't it.
The final stage is in marketing and California screams for it since heroin was always around but California made it cool so, sure, let's give them shitloads of it. Stuff yourselves with it, clever little hipsters. Then write songs about their suffering but there's no fuckin' chance we will buy them.
Music did push a lot of dope but it never did nothin' my spirit could kill whereas the hipster heroin hellions have pushed the holy fuck out of it and they own part of what happens just now. They marketed the fuck out of it.
Note "The Pusherman" - Steppenwolf
Ed: aren't you one sarcastic fuck
Some say I'm schizophrenic as an erroneous explanation for multiple personalities so it's likely more accurate to say I'm more than one sarcastic fuck.
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