Friday, April 14, 2017

How to Deal with a Furby ... Using a Hydraulic Press

The only saving grace to a Furby is, unlike similar toys which followed, it wouldn't try to traumatize your young life by dying because you failed to take adequate care of it.  There may be a more horrible toy for a child but, without needles and fire, I can't imagine what it would be.

Say good-bye, Furby



HAL 9000:  Dave?
...
HAL 9000:  Dave?
...
Dave:  Yes, Hal?

HAL 9000:  What are you doing, Dave?


It may seem the only suitable use for LEGO blocks is to give them to kids but there is one other and you will see that in the video as well.  Do the world a favor.  If LEGO blocks will not be used by a child then destroy them, ideally in a hydraulic press which gives pleasantly satisfying results.


It cracks me up that Hydraulic Press Channel keeps itself alive by an ongoing stream of the crushing of strange things.

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