Most of the candidates were arrested today for criminal stupidity, gross misrepresentation of facts and a complete failure to understand Marxian economics or anything more complex than basic two-column accounting (i.e. beancounters). It was noted on the arrest report the world has far too many beancounters. Lock them up for life ... with a large supply of beans, it's not likely we will hear from them again as all of them will be comparing piles of beans with each other.
Note: Lotho counts beans meticulously but his counting is not some simplistic crap he got from a Mickey Mouse Excel spreadsheet. There's bean counting to keep track of the merchandise and then there's bean counting in which they see nothing but the beans. Lotho is in yer first column on that one and political candidates are in the other.
(Ed: except for Sanders)
Right you are, matey. Except for Sanders.
Caitlyn Jenner announced today, yes, I'm just a selfish asshole. She will join the NRA where they have said they want to get transgender surgery as well. It's not they feel like they are women inside but rather they think it will be pretty cool to play with themselves all day long only this time they will have something which works.
Instant solution to cop dogs: The Counted (The Guardian) - Cop body count for the year so far is 884 and still climbing. Justice Department announced yesterday it is running a trial of software to accumulate a record of people shot by cops in the same way as The Guardian has been doing it so there will be no more hiding behind shabby record-keeping. (The Guardian: Justice Department trials system to count killings by US law enforcement)
(Ed: The Guardian in UK shamed Justice into doing it??)
What else would you call it. That one finished the cop dog who was hassling me and he has gone back, presumably, to hump the legs of cops again.
Note 1: neither of the above reports appeared in any U.S. news service I reviewed (e.g. CNN, Fox, NetNewsWire, Fark)
Note 2: NetNewsFire also pulls from foreign sources and that's how I learned of what happens. Fark is a freakshow list mixed with actual news.
Facebook took a smackdown from the EU regarding personal data rape due to migrating personal data from citizens of the EU back to servers in the United States where it can be raped by the NSA. (CNN Money: Facebook loses big data privacy battle in Europe)
When no-one else, particularly U.S., will protect your privacy, the EU stands for itself and its people. Hat tip.
Onward to the Fort Worth Racing Report.
So, there I was sitting at a light when some pussy pulled up in an SUV and ...
(Ed: how do you know he was a pussy?)
What else drives SUVs. They aren't status symbols but rather armor for wimps.
So he started inching forward even though the light was still red. Immediately the thought comes to me, oh gee, he wants to pretend he has a penis.
We were sitting in two lanes waiting to turn left. He thinks he is at Le Mans so let's give him a taste of a racing start.
You don't give up any sign of your move, you just do it. The instant the light changed and faster than his cowboy ass ever did anything in his life, that little car was rolling with all the power it could take without breaking the front wheels loose. The little car goes belting away around the corner leaving the cowboy with nothing but the straw he had in his mouth when it started.
I drive away with the satisfaction of knowing I may be old but I've still got more stuff than your chicken ass. Wanna go for best two out of three, cowboy? I'll whoop your sissy ass again.
(Ed: you do this often??)
Nah, there's no sport in it. They're sissies and there ain't no sport in racin' with sissies.
Note: Lotho counts beans meticulously but his counting is not some simplistic crap he got from a Mickey Mouse Excel spreadsheet. There's bean counting to keep track of the merchandise and then there's bean counting in which they see nothing but the beans. Lotho is in yer first column on that one and political candidates are in the other.
(Ed: except for Sanders)
Right you are, matey. Except for Sanders.
Caitlyn Jenner announced today, yes, I'm just a selfish asshole. She will join the NRA where they have said they want to get transgender surgery as well. It's not they feel like they are women inside but rather they think it will be pretty cool to play with themselves all day long only this time they will have something which works.
Instant solution to cop dogs: The Counted (The Guardian) - Cop body count for the year so far is 884 and still climbing. Justice Department announced yesterday it is running a trial of software to accumulate a record of people shot by cops in the same way as The Guardian has been doing it so there will be no more hiding behind shabby record-keeping. (The Guardian: Justice Department trials system to count killings by US law enforcement)
(Ed: The Guardian in UK shamed Justice into doing it??)
What else would you call it. That one finished the cop dog who was hassling me and he has gone back, presumably, to hump the legs of cops again.
Note 1: neither of the above reports appeared in any U.S. news service I reviewed (e.g. CNN, Fox, NetNewsWire, Fark)
Note 2: NetNewsFire also pulls from foreign sources and that's how I learned of what happens. Fark is a freakshow list mixed with actual news.
Facebook took a smackdown from the EU regarding personal data rape due to migrating personal data from citizens of the EU back to servers in the United States where it can be raped by the NSA. (CNN Money: Facebook loses big data privacy battle in Europe)
When no-one else, particularly U.S., will protect your privacy, the EU stands for itself and its people. Hat tip.
Onward to the Fort Worth Racing Report.
So, there I was sitting at a light when some pussy pulled up in an SUV and ...
(Ed: how do you know he was a pussy?)
What else drives SUVs. They aren't status symbols but rather armor for wimps.
So he started inching forward even though the light was still red. Immediately the thought comes to me, oh gee, he wants to pretend he has a penis.
We were sitting in two lanes waiting to turn left. He thinks he is at Le Mans so let's give him a taste of a racing start.
You don't give up any sign of your move, you just do it. The instant the light changed and faster than his cowboy ass ever did anything in his life, that little car was rolling with all the power it could take without breaking the front wheels loose. The little car goes belting away around the corner leaving the cowboy with nothing but the straw he had in his mouth when it started.
I drive away with the satisfaction of knowing I may be old but I've still got more stuff than your chicken ass. Wanna go for best two out of three, cowboy? I'll whoop your sissy ass again.
(Ed: you do this often??)
Nah, there's no sport in it. They're sissies and there ain't no sport in racin' with sissies.
5 comments:
I kind of resent two comments I am not a bean counter but I do run keep track of them
Also not all SUVs are driven by pussies.
I happen to drive a Jeep Grand Cherokee
I will allow you to research its track time at the 'Ring and its top speed.
Yes it has heated and cooled leather seats but it will climb over just about anything in front of it.
So while some are driven by pussies they usually are the V6 grocery getter variety.
I may have left a wrong impression. Mine is not the New Hellcat Grand Cherokee 700+hp that lapped at 8 15 some 30 faster than a C5 corvette. Mine is a few years old before Dodge started the Hellcat series and the SRT8s were hot
I tried to differentiate from basic bean counting and doing it with thought so I didn't leave the right impression either. There's watching the numbers while beancounters see nothing but the numbers.
Now I know you're not going to disagree most SUVs are driven by wankers. I do confess I was not aware they put such iron into SUVs except maybe for Hummers which have big motors but carry so much weight it doesn't mean much. I knew about SRT8 in pick-up trucks but not for SUV.
The lap times against a Corvette are mystifying to the point of making me wonder how you can possibly make a Corvette run so badly. It should eat up the SUV like it's cotton candy at a carnival but I see your results. Highly unusual.
not corvette running badly but SUV running balls out
I'm not disagreeing as having enough rubber to put all that power on the ground must be what pulls up the SUV. I'm guessing there must be some demon tires on that beast.
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