Tuesday, September 1, 2015

That Dow Jones is So Sexy When She Gets Feisty Like This

Ever since the bleak days of the Bush administration and a Dow Jones down around 8000, the Dow has been showing how she responds to the attentions of a real man who treats her right.  In a few short years, she was double what she had been during the dark days of Bush when satisfaction was always just out of reach.

Note:  never have sex with drunks as they are the original inventors of the I-Got-Mine-You-Get-Your-gasm.  As we saw, until 2008, it was nogasms for everyone in the country except two who ran it.  If it's any consolation, their women also were getting nogasms.


Now she roars, I am Woman, treat me right or feel the claws.

Right now the Dow is riding kind of wild but maybe you should have been more careful when you were whispering in her ear.  Calling her by her sister's name, you had to know, was not going to be received well.


So she's kind of annoyed over that and I can't say I blame her but you better treat her right.  Anyone who gets nervous when she gets like this never should have been dancing in this ballroom anyway.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Praise be to Obama. He has increased the debt limit in his 6+ years more than almost all the previous presidents combined
by the time he retires he will have taken a debt of about $11t. and increased it to over 19t. PS what did he buy. A healthcare plan that forces my son to pay $150 a month for garbage coverage. Hell under the old plan my cost through work was only $400 for a family of 5. And it was excellent coverage that same plan now costs me over $750 per month same employer
Thanks Obama
In Tennessee we have eliminated the "probable cause" stop. You have to commit a crime to be pulled over.
And it wasnt the ACLU that got it done

Anonymous said...

Why doesnt he go after the Pharma companies? With chloresterol drugs costing over $12000 annually. or HepC drugs costing 90k per protocol
Oh because they contributed over $150m to his campaign and the democratic PAC super funds
Long live politicans They all lie cheat and steal

Anonymous said...

He could cure all those killed last year from Hep C for $2b. And payback his political favors at the same time

Unknown said...

Not sure if this is all the same Anonymous.

What's killin' you, see, are all these jobs making stuff you don't want but you do want the jobs as otherwise those are angry people without work and then you have some major social tumult so, if'n someone is not making an aircraft carrier, what does he do. Talking about changing the economy won't do much without jobs for these jokers. Can't just write them off as the military is 50% of the budget. That will never come down unless those jobs become something else.

Anonymous said...

Obama is still spending us into the poor house. It is a trumped up economy based on borrowed money. If he is lucky a republican will win and the resulting crash will be thier fault.
Military is not 50% of the budget or the economy But he didnt increase military enough spending to run up 8 trillion in new debt.
It will come down when government spend less than it collects

Anonymous said...

If this was a republican spending like this you would villify them