Donald Trump said today the English need to face facts. The country is a useless welfare state with a few crumby nuclear submarines to make it feel like some even smaller country will take them seriously. But no-one does and the best move for the crumbling Empire is to accept evolution ... and Donald Trump's more than generous offer for the real estate.
The Donald said he may be able to use some of the people for contract work but the best ones already split to Spain so the others will have to find somewhere to go. Maybe they could go to Poland, he suggested. They don't have a wall yet.
This is simply doing good business, said Trump. England has been a loss leader for decades and the best disposition now is to sell it for parts and then market the real estate. Fuhgdaboudit, he said, have you seen some of those castles. There could be some really fantastic golf courses around them and have you seen Stonehenge. The lie of that land is perfect for golf. Why should the Druids care, they're fuckin' dead. Not for nothin' they put up all those rocks. That would be a great place for the golf clubhouse.
When asked if he has ever watched "Poltergeist," Trump replied his mind is too powerful for movies and he doesn't waste his time on them. They melt simply because his powerful mind focuses on them.
Trump was asked if there is anything about England he really wants to keep and he said instantly that would be The Stig. He was reminded The Stig is not English and Trump replied, well, that explains it then, doesn't it.
The Donald said he may be able to use some of the people for contract work but the best ones already split to Spain so the others will have to find somewhere to go. Maybe they could go to Poland, he suggested. They don't have a wall yet.
This is simply doing good business, said Trump. England has been a loss leader for decades and the best disposition now is to sell it for parts and then market the real estate. Fuhgdaboudit, he said, have you seen some of those castles. There could be some really fantastic golf courses around them and have you seen Stonehenge. The lie of that land is perfect for golf. Why should the Druids care, they're fuckin' dead. Not for nothin' they put up all those rocks. That would be a great place for the golf clubhouse.
When asked if he has ever watched "Poltergeist," Trump replied his mind is too powerful for movies and he doesn't waste his time on them. They melt simply because his powerful mind focuses on them.
Trump was asked if there is anything about England he really wants to keep and he said instantly that would be The Stig. He was reminded The Stig is not English and Trump replied, well, that explains it then, doesn't it.
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