The Good Lord gave us the process of Evolution which, in its mysterious way, turned slime molds into the most intelligent creatures on Earth.
However, there wasn't anything the Good Lord could do with Southerners in their pick-up trucks and this explains why it is impossible to each evolution in the South: it never happened there.
However, there wasn't anything the Good Lord could do with Southerners in their pick-up trucks and this explains why it is impossible to each evolution in the South: it never happened there.
The wizards in this parade are showing they defend the Confederate flag ... but they might have done better to focus on defensive driving.
The South may rise again but if it comes on pick-up trucks there's not a reason for anyone to worry as they'll be crashed before they ever get near the Mason/Dixon Line.
This also explains why you often see Southerners driving large pick-up trucks but there is no-one else in the vehicle. As shown in the video, if they talk and drive at the same time, they will probably crash.
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