Saturday, August 12, 2017

Helpful Tips on Dealing with a Nuclear Bomb Attack

Lately the NeoJos (neo journalists?) have been dishing out similar articles on surviving a nuclear bomb attack.  The similarities between them imply a common source and let our CIA friends explain that but of course they won't.

Here are the Instructions for Dealing with a Nuclear Bomb Attack:  60s Style.

Memorize those facts
then get on with your busy day
since they will just keep playing
they're goin' fuck us anyway

Dealing with our bombers
is no better than their bombs
since either way it works the same
and you know what will come

- Colonel Arbuthnot Jones

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