Tuesday, February 14, 2017

Today's Best Stunt for 10 Downing Street

Comedian Heydon Prowse told one of Theresa May's aides that he was a “Jeff Arnold,” an assistant to White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer.  He then tricked staffers into thinking US President Donald Trump wishes to send UK Prime Minister Theresa May a bunch of flowers for Valentine’s Day.  (RT:  Valentine’s Day hoaxer fools Downing Street, convinces aide Trump wants to send May flowers)


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The aide then rang Prowse back, failing to notice his phone number was in fact a UK line, and asked if she could double check “who the gift is coming from?”

The prankster said they were “essentially from Mr Trump.” The aide responded: “Ah yes, I see, excellent, fantastic.  OK, my hunch is hydrangeas.”

Prowse then cuts the prank short, saying: “OK, what we’ll also do is we’ll send over a lovely card with a picture of Mr Trump grabbing Theresa May’s pussy, I mean hand, sorry, [aide laughs and says ‘Oh God’] — I meant hand obviously, sorry, that was a slip of the tongue.”

“Please pass Mr Trump’s regards on to Theresa because really he is such a lovely man and he had such a lovely time with Theresa he just wants to pass that on to her, OK?” Prowse added.

“Of course, I will certainly relay that message,” the aide replied.

- RT

Note:  I had no luck finding the actual audio and there must be a copy somewhere or how did the reporter hear it.

Relations across the Atlantic may never be the same.


Meanwhile, everyone is asking what happened to Captain Jean-Luc Picard and his band.


The drummer is the skinny one.

Ed:  how do you know that?

All drummers are skinny.

Ed:  she's not skinny anyway; she's got a great form.

Indeed she does and it makes perfect sense to go into the snow to show everyone.

Welcome to Moscow.

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