Senator Orrin Hatch of Utah said today the Silly Sausage, marketed as a child's toy, is banned in the state of Utah due to children 'doing things of a deviant nature' with it. He declined, however, to comment specifically on the nature of these things.
Hatch continued to say he sees the Satanic code in the moves of the Silly Sausage which reinforces his filthy purpose by commenting he is sizzling. The Satanic Sausage makes these lascivious suggestions to children of age 7+ and what a disgrace to make such suggestions at all.
"He sizzles because he rises from the depths of Hell," exclaimed Hatch.
Already these children are falling under the Satanic Sausage's evil spell.
We can see the pain in the face of the one on the right. She cries, "No, no, don't make me turn away from the path of Jesus!"
But the Satanic Sausage is irresistible to vulnerable young girls. Help us help them by banning this heinous offense of a device throughout all Christendom.
Note: find the Marketing Department and have everyone in it murdered.
Oh, you think I make this up?? Take a look at Amazon Silly Sausage where you can get it for twenty-seven pounds ... or fifty cents after Brexit.
Hatch continued to say he sees the Satanic code in the moves of the Silly Sausage which reinforces his filthy purpose by commenting he is sizzling. The Satanic Sausage makes these lascivious suggestions to children of age 7+ and what a disgrace to make such suggestions at all.
"He sizzles because he rises from the depths of Hell," exclaimed Hatch.
Already these children are falling under the Satanic Sausage's evil spell.
We can see the pain in the face of the one on the right. She cries, "No, no, don't make me turn away from the path of Jesus!"
But the Satanic Sausage is irresistible to vulnerable young girls. Help us help them by banning this heinous offense of a device throughout all Christendom.
Note: find the Marketing Department and have everyone in it murdered.
Oh, you think I make this up?? Take a look at Amazon Silly Sausage where you can get it for twenty-seven pounds ... or fifty cents after Brexit.
3 comments:
I might have made that up about Hatch but you can see this absurd toy is real. Their marketing dept definitely needs to be murdered.
It comes from an online kids game
That's got to be the creepiest game ever!
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