Tuesday, November 8, 2016

Matching Fox News 'casters with Grand Theft: Auto

Most of the 'casters on Fox News are the Basic "Stepford Wife" Bimbo model with vacuous thinking and virginal manner and more vestal purity than any liberal 'droids any time.  Most of them look kind of Average California but Megyn Kelly went for full PsychoVamp with her look and that's what got the thinking to Grand Theft: Auto.

These 'casters have become progressively more loathsome as they scream, "Don't you look at my boobs!"

Of course people do look at their boobs since the 'casters don't have much else going for them ... but while we were looking at the mammaries, they switched everything around.

Prior to the PsychoVamp, the news was the star and we watched the news to hear some nondescript, non-threatening old white guy read it to us.  After the switch, the PsychoVamp was the star and the news can be whatever she wants it to be.

Psychovamp:  did you see what I did?

Us:  no, we were looking at your boobs.


I confess I have never played Grand Theft: Auto, probably because Second Life women are a whole lot hotter than these ones.  I doubt any of the virtual worlds can top SL for hot bimbos.

Ed:  Cat will love that crack!

She knows who I mean and some aspects of Second Life have more bimbos than a Japanese sexbot factory.


Here you have them, the Bimbos of Grand Theft: Auto.  Match them up to the Fox News 'casters and win great prizes including a weekend for two at Puerto Vallarta, favorite destination of the Hollywood stars or at least people who have been on game shows.


Give her a PsychoVamp haircut and there's Megyn Kelly, right?



Let me guess ... she's Mike Huckabee's assistant at the Newsie Christian Stuff desk.


And, regardless of which one, they're always pissed off.


If I can't stomp at least six liberals by lunch-time, I'm pissed.

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