Saturday, November 12, 2016

If You're a Hamster and You Want Mexican Food Then What

If you have an owner deranged enough to prepare your Mexican burritos then you can be a Happy Hamster.  Of course there is video.




For more hamster videos, check out Treehugger:  6 videos of tiny hamsters eating tiny food

It's not quite clear what this has to do with hugging trees.


There's not much science on the weekends, possibly because the scientists have hamsters and they're the ones making these videos.  If they ever hear about the Chatty Cathy sexbots, those hamsters will probably starve, tho.  (Ithaka:  These Robos are Coming and They're Happy to See You)

Don't you want to know just how mutated it will get??  How long can it be before some cowboy wants to marry his sexbot?

Then he writes his hit cowboy songs, "Will My Sexbot Weep When I'm Gone" and "If Only I Ran on Batteries Too."

How about the religious mutation since priests should be able to have sexbots because they're not really women and therefore not a sin before God.  Maybe that one should be directed to Pope Francis:  hey, Faddah, is it ok for priests to fuck robots?

Frankie:  are they male or female robots?

What difference does it make?

Frankie:  the presence of a tallywhacker, boobies, money maker, bazongas, booty, ...


Here at the Rockhouse, we're Embracing the Anarchy because want to know how demented and crazy people will get.

We do have one rule:  if it involves children then you're going into the wood chipper feet first.


Mystery Lady, I might have digressed a wee bit from hamsters but there's such marvelous strangeness going on out there and we don't even have to buy tickets.

You did what with a hamster, dude?  You fed it burritos?

Next time you party, we have got to be there.

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