Thursday, October 1, 2015

Millennials Announce They Will Give Up Jobs for a Strong Military

Millennials today announced they don't care there is no future for them and they did not really want jobs of any significance anyway.  While at one time it was mildly-amusing to hear of PhD taxi drivers in New York City, little else comes from a university degree program today ... unless it prepares the student for building weapons.

Acceptance of 50% of the budget going to the military is not a problem due to the unwavering Millennial belief it's important to defend America even when there's no fucking way of getting a job in the country with more relevance than making change after someone buys a pack of cigarettes.

There are some time-honored (i.e. since Reagan and the all pro-military) means by which anyone, even with Millennials, can get a job.  Join the military to shoot a lot of people and on discharge you can become a cop ... and continue shooting people.  It's one of the grandest welfare programs in the country.


We hope these Millennials have rich parents ... or they will be completely fucked.  Or they can join the military ... and they will still be completely fucked.  Either way, they're fucked.

It's extraordinary to observe the density of those who actually believe America needs to spend more on the military than the top fifteen countries in the world, aggregated into one sum.  It's also saddening to observe as it's impossible to do anything about indoctrination once it is embedded, typically in children.  Their acceptance and passivity give little reason for optimism.


The above comes from questioning how Bernie Sanders will pay for his programs.  It's not even a complex question:  stop wasting money.  Competing with Russia to be the world's primary military power is like an interminable cricket match which started in 1950 and never fucking stops.

Dodging Sanders with simplistic logic like that is a standard GOP ploy.  No-one ever asks them

HOW WILL YOU PAY FOR THE FUCKING NUCLEAR SUBS AND AIRCRAFT CARRIERS

You don't hear that from the GOP ... ever.


So, I'm a Millennial.  Welcome to Wal-Mart.  Can I show you our gun deparment?

You can but you may not.  Too bad you didn't pay any more attention in Freshman English.  Would you like to hear about marriage and pee-stained underwear?

Huh?

Don't worry about it.  Go back to the gun department.


Note:  the reference to marriage and pee-stained underwear is obscure but it's been discussed in previous articles.


Ain't this a bitch, the GOP skullfucked the entire generation.

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