Friday, September 11, 2015

The Arcade Claw Machine Claims Another Victim - Of Course It's Texas


This tragedy took place in Frisco, TX, yesterday and we have multiple questions about it.  Why do these kids seem to find it so amusing that someone who appears to be their sister is stuck in there, slowly starving as her life is taken away from her.

Who is it who has time to shoot a cellphone picture in the face of such an overwhelming tragedy.  Of course there's no way to get the girl out of there as no-one has ever got anything out of one of those arcade game machines.  Vinni Maniforetti, when he was a young man, promised his girlfriend he would win her a toy in an arcade  claw game machine at Coney Island.  After forty years, he had spent the considerable fortune he had earned in the intervening time, the girlfriend was long, long gone, and he still hadn't won a damn thing in that arcade claw game machine.

So, sorry to say it but this li'l girl is in a hopeless situation.  We would love to get her out of there but the arcade claw game machine has proven through all its history things go into them (i.e. money) and nothing ever comes out.

We will try to help, li'l girl.  Maybe we can feed you through the coin exchange part.

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