Sunday, September 17, 2017

In Donald Trump's Sleaziest Tweet Yet, He Still Misses the Mark

While I have not watched the video of Donald Trump hitting Hillary Clinton, I bet it's getting big laffs in the elementary schools.  It calls deeply into question whatever fetid sewer circulates in his doltish mind although we really don't want to know and investigating will only release noxious marsh smells.

CNN:  Trump retweets GIF of him hitting Clinton with golf ball


Meanwhile, Hillary Clinton is jumping at every opportunity to get her mug on TV and, as Fox News noted, the only excuse she hasn't used yet is to blame her colossal failure on climate change.

Zen Yogi:  that was a great shot at her

I liked it too, Yogi, and it flew a whole lot better than Trump's golf ball.


Ever the dim-witted oaf, Trump serves as the foil for Clinton's absurdities and he amplifies them by his response but he fails to grasp that she doesn't give a rat's ass about him and is only using him for additional publicity to hype her whining saga in her way too long book.

However, Don Boy, the consequence of your fumbling inadequacy is Clinton's book is a top-seller on Amazon and yours has sunk to No. 40.  As with everything else you've touched in your administration, you fucked it up.  Neither book has any substantive value and yet hers makes the big bucks and yours will soon end up in the cut outs bin for merch they couldn't unload.


Clinton made bank on the election and that came directly from her friends on Wall Street.  Now she makes bank on her defeat and the only commonality to any aspect of her behavior through her history has been she will make bank on it.  Through that time she became a politician but she never became a leader.

Hey there, Don Boy, it's as we have been saying from the start, the bitch is only it in for the money.  Here we are with only her excuse of climate change to go yet and, sure as hell, the Clintons are rolling in the clover.  It's impossible to tell which of that sordid couple was the most crooked but it doesn't matter after they sold the Democratic Party down the river for Goldman Sachs and it's been all the way Easy Street for them ever since.


Her loss really was astounding since she was the pre-winner everywhere as the heavy favorite to win and so much so all she missed was getting her mug on boxes of Wheaties.  Against that massive lead, Bernie came out of nowhere and rocked her to the Moon.  As I was saying at the time, if you throw her off her script then she won't be able to handle it and she damn sure couldn't.  She tried to connive him out of the race and for the short term she got away with it only to fall flat on her face in front of Trump.

Zen Yogi:  she had no zing, no charisma

People just didn't like the bitch, Yogi.  Sometimes a bitch is a powerful woman who gets things done and sometimes a bitch is just a bitch.

Zen Yogi:  Trump has plenty of charisma but his bells don't ring

That part gets funny too since Ann Coulter was his great supporter but she wanted to crucify him after a recent deal with Democrats.  She should lighten up, tho, since she just hustles books as well so now she can write a Clintonesque volume on how Trump betrayed her and ruined her life.


Congratulations as we're now living the real life version of Oprah's Book Club only the lunatics portrayed are real.  It's not about the politics but rather the royalties from Amazon.

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