Tuesday, August 15, 2017

You Aren't Farming Cool Until You're Farming Lamborghini


The vehicle is authentic as Lamborghini really does manufacture tractors.  I had never seen one until I got to Greece where I was living near a relatively-small city.  Even there, they had one of these tractors for sale.

With this model, we notice there's a beer bottle helpfully pre-installed on the rack in the front although we see you are a farmer of distinction and surely you would prefer cognac, monsieur.


Zen Yogi:  it's obsolete.

You're so right, Yogi.  Unless the farm kit is full robo, the farmers don't want to see it and this Lambo is the Old School way now.  That's got to be a drag for the farmer since toolin' around in this lady must be just about as cool as agriculture ever gets.

Even for Old School, it's probably got a satellite link for Internet and maybe Farmer Joe can watch movies while he tills those long furrows.  It's sure to have the great sound insulation and the air conditioning must be excellent for those scorching Summer days so this could be one fine horticultural cruise.

Farmer Joe:  I don't even want a car because I drive this everywhere.

I see it, Farmer Joe.  Highly cool.

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