The good Reverend Silas Theology Sasquatch was said to be the last one who could ever be saved. In fact, all the Cardinals said, it would take a major fucking miracle to save that guy.
And, verily, it did.
The good Reverend Silas Theology, in a divine act of miraclabation (i.e. making miracles whose only purpose is to make you a saint), saved himself and, thus, the Miracle of the Salvation of the good Reverend was born.
Ladies and gentlemen, beloved parishioners, the Ministry of the Internet is proud to present Saint Silas Theology Sasquatch the Newly-Beatified.
When asked what name he will take as a saint, Silas said only, "I am Groot."
And, verily, it did.
The good Reverend Silas Theology, in a divine act of miraclabation (i.e. making miracles whose only purpose is to make you a saint), saved himself and, thus, the Miracle of the Salvation of the good Reverend was born.
Ladies and gentlemen, beloved parishioners, the Ministry of the Internet is proud to present Saint Silas Theology Sasquatch the Newly-Beatified.
When asked what name he will take as a saint, Silas said only, "I am Groot."
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