Before you're thinking you've heard this tired-ass theology before, hold it for just one New York moment as you have some heard some tired-ass theology on this subject before but you have not heard this tired-ass theology.
The abstract for the exercise is Satan will be advised as to what a sorry-ass demon he is.
Take your Ebola, for example. Every time a bus runs off the road in the rain in India it kills more people than an Ebola outbreak. Sure, Ebola is one satanic way to kill people but he still sucks at it.
And then you take your HIV. That was some satanic stuff, sure enough. But it was so demonically dumb because it screwed up his best sins and temptations. The Devil had homosexuality and adultery on his side for soul destruction and then that stupid fuck made people afraid of them because of HIV.
Adultery still works but it only catches dumb asses like Duggars and cheating politicians these days.
Ladies and gentlemen, I submit Satan is one piss-poor demon.
The abstract for the exercise is Satan will be advised as to what a sorry-ass demon he is.
Take your Ebola, for example. Every time a bus runs off the road in the rain in India it kills more people than an Ebola outbreak. Sure, Ebola is one satanic way to kill people but he still sucks at it.
And then you take your HIV. That was some satanic stuff, sure enough. But it was so demonically dumb because it screwed up his best sins and temptations. The Devil had homosexuality and adultery on his side for soul destruction and then that stupid fuck made people afraid of them because of HIV.
Adultery still works but it only catches dumb asses like Duggars and cheating politicians these days.
Ladies and gentlemen, I submit Satan is one piss-poor demon.
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