Yesterday we located skunks for sale in Pennsylvania and this doesn't become a cheesy political pun as they really are skunks, get them in different colors, if you like. $500 for black and whites or $600 for the designer skunks (i.e. different colors).
No, they are not dyed you sick monstro! Who knew skunks come in different colors.
These are farm-bred skunks and let that vision float about your wildest skunk dreams, huh. Somewhere in Pennsylvania there's a skunk farm. Yah, and all that time you thought it was in Texas on the Bush ranch.
Send them $100 up-front to indicate your passion for skunks and they will reserve one for you in the next skunk season. It looks like skunks only drop one litter per season and all do it about the same time. We assume prior to that event skunks must be sexing it up like a rave party after an extra delivery of XTC.
There's only one drawback, except for finding the money: the pickup for the skunk has to be in Pennsylvania.
What? You expect them to put a barely-weaned skunk in a box and send it Fed-X? Booooooo!
So I have to fly up there to pick up me skunk and then fly on back. Of course, I will need a Delta Skunk Pass because it would be embarrassing with Homeland Security if they decide it's a terror skunk and they want to take it from me, probably to send it to Guantanamo Bay.
(Ed: why should they be afraid of a skunk?)
Um, they're afraid of everything else ... what would be your guess?
It looks like the GSB (General Skunk Budget) needs to be roughly $1000 to cover the cost of buying Flower, flying to PA to collect her, getting a Philly steak sandwich, and then coming back to Fort Worth.
What's the answer ... (drum roll) ... GoFundMe. We are sure once people hear of the pressing need for a skunk here at the Rockhouse, their hearts will open and they will flood the campaign with skunk funds, much as they do for Donald Drumpf and they do that for even less.
(Ed: Flower?)
She was the cute li'l skunk who was a friend to Bambi. When you don't know that, I know for sure you must be a godless, skunkless Kummernist.
You can be part of the campaign now by going to Buy a Skunk for the Rockhouse (i.e. Silas). Act now and be a foundation member of this important campaign for skunks, the Rockhouse, and Silas' cheesy dreams of skunk friendship.
(Ed: why?)
Cat said if I could find a skunk then she would come here to play with it. OK, girl, I'm on the job and will dayum sure find a skunk!
Besides, take a look at these little guys:
That one guy on the right hasn't even got his eyes open yet.
No, they are not dyed you sick monstro! Who knew skunks come in different colors.
These are farm-bred skunks and let that vision float about your wildest skunk dreams, huh. Somewhere in Pennsylvania there's a skunk farm. Yah, and all that time you thought it was in Texas on the Bush ranch.
Send them $100 up-front to indicate your passion for skunks and they will reserve one for you in the next skunk season. It looks like skunks only drop one litter per season and all do it about the same time. We assume prior to that event skunks must be sexing it up like a rave party after an extra delivery of XTC.
There's only one drawback, except for finding the money: the pickup for the skunk has to be in Pennsylvania.
What? You expect them to put a barely-weaned skunk in a box and send it Fed-X? Booooooo!
So I have to fly up there to pick up me skunk and then fly on back. Of course, I will need a Delta Skunk Pass because it would be embarrassing with Homeland Security if they decide it's a terror skunk and they want to take it from me, probably to send it to Guantanamo Bay.
(Ed: why should they be afraid of a skunk?)
Um, they're afraid of everything else ... what would be your guess?
It looks like the GSB (General Skunk Budget) needs to be roughly $1000 to cover the cost of buying Flower, flying to PA to collect her, getting a Philly steak sandwich, and then coming back to Fort Worth.
What's the answer ... (drum roll) ... GoFundMe. We are sure once people hear of the pressing need for a skunk here at the Rockhouse, their hearts will open and they will flood the campaign with skunk funds, much as they do for Donald Drumpf and they do that for even less.
(Ed: Flower?)
She was the cute li'l skunk who was a friend to Bambi. When you don't know that, I know for sure you must be a godless, skunkless Kummernist.
You can be part of the campaign now by going to Buy a Skunk for the Rockhouse (i.e. Silas). Act now and be a foundation member of this important campaign for skunks, the Rockhouse, and Silas' cheesy dreams of skunk friendship.
(Ed: why?)
Cat said if I could find a skunk then she would come here to play with it. OK, girl, I'm on the job and will dayum sure find a skunk!
Besides, take a look at these little guys:
That one guy on the right hasn't even got his eyes open yet.
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